CollegeHumor Shorts Season 9 Episode release dates & where to watch

1. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

2. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

3. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

4. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

5. Dogs Are Practice Babies

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

6. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

7. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

8. Fake News Investigative Journalists

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

9. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

A party guest most foul.

10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

16. Music Festival Boot Camp

You can’t handle the merch booth.

17. It’s Technically a Meal

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

18. Eating with Your Rich Friends

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

19. Just Let the World Die

Take that, student loans!

20. An Honest Call with Your Bank

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

22. The Straightest Dude Ever

He eats lighters.

23. The Relationship Simulator Bed

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

24. Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

26. Porn, but for Crying

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross Finale

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!