CollegeHumor Shorts Season 3 Episode release dates & where to watch

1. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

2. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

Go ahead. Try this at home.

3. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

4. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

5. We Are the 1%

Minorities have it rough in this country.

6. Transformers in 1-D

Also playing in zero-D.

7. In the Unlikely Event…

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

8. The Ultimate Internet Love Song

You meme the world to me.

9. The Twelve Beards of Christmas

The beard makes the man.

10. Honest Holiday Card Song

Sing a song of sadness.

11. The Meatball Sub 4S

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

12. The Student Film Awards

The only real losers are the audience.

13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

Can Twilight save America?

14. The Clown Vote

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

15. My So-Called Homeland

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

16. The Hunger Games Game

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

17. Skyrim Hoarders

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

19. Big Dick Birth Defect

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

20. In Your Head Yoga

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

22. Sex Talk

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

23. Fantasy Football

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

24. Starbucks CEO Revenge

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

25. Wild American Eagle Models

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

26. Grad School Scam

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

28. Facebook IPO Day

More money, more privacy problems.

29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins Finale

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!