Chamber Quintet

Gandhi; the writer and his wife; sex shop; video library; not in the office; short Dov; nurses; a protest against hunting; in spring we return for another season.

Subtitles; The Silence of the Lambs; he has such a small one; theatre subscription; fast; ad men at the gym; what I never got round to; newspaper; traffic-jam island.

Tu BiShvat; the sceptic; the hugger; hearing aids; Fontana; lawyers: books; American football; cheerleader; aunts.

Football: we just played well; a fan at the stadium; "rape salad"; a couple with an age gap; mother with a baby in a pram; the course enthusiast; rabbinical studies; the astonished woman; hitchhiker; a settler complains; the Oslo peace talks.

Yoel Moshe Salomon; lip sync; broken television; theoretical restaurant; the film Pretty Woman; sea reporter; the philosopher footballer; parking ticket; reporter at the traffic lights; reporter in bed; Starsky and Hutch; the traffic-light complainer.

New Year's Eve; Barbie; When Harry Met Sally; the Quintet in bed; duel; blind date quarrel; blind date in bed.

Basketball: what is a layup; theatre subscription; a great actress; Claudius celebrates his birthday; the Kennedy assassination; the Kennedy assassination on the official broadcast; who is the man next to me?; fundraisers; surgery in hospital.

Abraham and the binding of Isaac; customs; the last Hanukkah candle; settler women; police station: taxis; nervous at a wedding; kippah; the corner grocery; bicycles; bus stop; Mi Yemalel.

Western; meeting at a bar; the cursing poet; fired at a restaurant: moussaka; Naamayim: half-price shoes; the agriculture minister at a packing house.

Cops order a pizza; Yemenite restaurant; toy shop; the poultry board; a panicked woman in the street; the cop who hits; the dramatic doctor; electronics shop; Shin Bet.

Supermarket: the butcher and the cashier; general television; people over two metres; unveiling the signs; the hitchhiking complainer; the squadron; flowers in the barrel.

Disgusting blind date; black-and-white film; film critics: Citizen Kane; The Night of the Twentieth; Acre; Menashe came home; the tank fair; a panicked commercial: home.

IDF quiz; yuppie restaurant; the waiter and the radio; tanks in the square; hitchhiker in the living room; smile, you've been had; film critics; the iron monster; street sweeper; Castel; the complaining farmer; concert.

Stuck car; petrol station; funeral; the Eiffel Tower; The World According to Garp; Yiddish; farewell.

Phone: Rabin, Suha and Nelson Mandela; laundromat; smokers; dinner: big mouth; key in the door; training accidents; public toilets.

Terminator; lighter: bureaucracy in City Hall square; suckers at the World Cup; book; the viewer: a stalker; watermelon and grandma.

A discharged hitchhiker at the induction base; celebrities at a restaurant; perspective; woman, man and woman; sharks in the pool; friends; laughs.

A germ in the street; the Israeli film fund; erotic phone call; naive; a couple in bed; old people's home; by heart; India; the germ and the end of the world.

The Bat-Or troupe; hitchhiker: the Chief of Staff; operating theatre; horoscope; how much how much; being nice; French lesson; French people on the boulevard.

Serial killer; in the sauna; alone: the pizza delivery man; pizza on special; lowest common denominator; speech impediments.

Coffee machine; a Yarkon meeting?; chips salad; life is something that works downhill; new shoes; married; an acoustics problem; package tour.

Grandma didn't die; the 056 grocery; ERAN: emotional first aid; the hider; twin brothers; answering machine; she forgets names; wedding.

Hitchhiker: connections in the army; emergency room; a volunteer at the Soldiers' Welfare Association; pizza; shower; John Lennon; Maccabi football practice.

Theoretical circus: the wall of death; the cinema queue; shit in the car; a mobile phone at the ballet; wedding; community singing.

Museum; hurrying diners along: small bites; a grocery with a lawyer; café gossip; angle; the public mobile phone; the airline Air France; glass; what a car: Shai.

The cook; the Palmach; Begin hit; Ben Tzur; the declaration of the state; Shoshana Damari; the Memorial Day siren; infiltration and a terror attack.

Ideas for the last show; the Israeli delegation to Bosnia; Wings of Desire; reading a poem about "the end"; the lady with a split personality at the hairdresser; singing Hava Nagila.

The taxi driver and his wife at a restaurant; a taxi driver torn over the Golan; the Chief of Staff's flatterer; the woman who discovered the Palestinians; Haim Yavin.

The pilot and the stewardess; the sensitive customer at the barber; Giora from reserve duty; old men: Nahum and solidarity; the phone book; Indian restaurant.

Eran the checker: the city's attendance checker and the wake-up caller; she thinks she's clever: the one who never finishes things; misers: four yuppie couples at a restaurant; suckers; just showing it can be done; a cheating couple on their 12th anniversary; the hidden lover: the bulge in the bed.

The woman taxi driver; the hapless insurance agent; the ambulance driver who runs people over; the lost cigarette box; son of: a date between two sons of...; mistaken identity: Alex Lieberman's brother.

Workers' restaurant: the miser at the hummus place; the blue video machine; a phenomenal memory: the one who remembers names; say thank you; the divorcing couple: I told you you're stupid; the sprinter and the pancakes; the kibbutz guesthouse.

Hebrew circus; toilet: privatising the IDF; the nuclear reactor; child psychologist; Shlomit's birthday; family bloopers; income tax in rhyme; the retiring actor; the milkman.

The whale pusher; information: the trio at the pub; punchline: the one who cannot tell a joke; studies: dinner with a blind father; chairs: the knot-tying course; Hamlet for workers' committees; take me as I am, natural.

Soldier against artists; after many years it is topical: an invitation for coffee; a conversation with God; the escalator; a talk about sex; Berale, Berale, come out.

Orgasm in a restaurant; bar mitzvah speech; the Oscars: thanks for the vase; hospital: a cancer patient; psychology.

Intellectuals: the opera house; a literature show: this book is cheaper; dog shit; massage parlour; Keren's monologue; accident; the White House: a gift for the president.

A call with the broker; an interview with Dalia; hard-boiled egg; rejoice and be glad; the household gift shop; the prime minister; trouble at a bar, after "Pennies from Heaven".

The know-it-all sergeant major; divorce: Shuki and Dorit divorce; the cash machine; the boxer; the ketchup bottle; the film "Son of a Bitch"; the restaurant robbery.

A soldier girl at the hitchhiking stop; ultrasound: an angry foetus; vegetables: the man who pees in the pickles; a very good question; things you say to yourself; my motto; Holocaust and fun; athletics; football.

Dubbing; the maniac dwarf; the re-enactor: "accurate" details; reserve duty; a blind date with a pregnant woman; Saint Mary; friends at a bar; President Navon.

Culture diary; the cop and the shawarma; undercover agent: synagogue; public phone; retirement; the angry father.

A pregnant woman at a bus stop; death to the clouds; the placement officer: the Chief of Staff at the hitchhiking stop; pharmacy; the battle for the taxi; the second generation; shooting and crying: the crying soldier; Dachau Square.

Russians: an immigrant couple at the employment office; a pregnant woman and an old man on the bus; General Staff: an elite unit; Come On Boys; blind date with three; the cobbler and the carpenter; in a taxi after New Year's Eve; in the queue at the health clinic; the Chamber Quintet plays.

Dan Shilon in Kiryat Shmona; the humanist prize; press conference; the first vote; the binding of Isaac; a belly dancer at the ballot box; Arthur said; at the grocery: is it good for the Jews?; Amnon and Bibi; the theatre of the left; Dan Shilon in Tel Aviv after the war; Yigal Amir's smile; the "There isn't" song.

The sick taxi driver; an ad man for the election campaign; I hate Germans; grandpa goes to Brazil; I hate South America.

The war in Lebanon; the righteous shall flourish like the palm; barbecue with Brecht; espresso bar; Hebrew law: a sex offender in court.

Rafi's: the Quintet at Rafi Reshef's shop; the queue keeper: last in line at the bank; diagnosis: Dov Navon at the doctor; the man from the future; wait till you hear how I met the electrician; The Count of Monte Cristo; an experimental play in two acts.

Ad agency: Rabin murdered? an organised demonstration for Mabat; the supermarket as a parable; investment office: the suicidal secretary; father and son: a father-and-son talk; matchmaking; dinner with Danny and Dana; Daniel and Daniela.

The Bezeq technician; a childish image; interview: simultaneous translation; a sexy image; the perfect woman; an entertainer's image; the red button; the White House: peace at the White House.

The rubbish room: the bin rummager; lift: stuck in the lift; internet: Hali and the internet; getting acquainted: a married couple's late discoveries; romance: a serenade; video link: swimming with tuna.

Election speech; Beit Hatfutsot: the guards at the multimedia museum; it didn't happen like that: with Anat in the shower; the chess player; I'm not Eti: Eti would have done it differently; a fruitful dialogue: Beigeh.

Apartment building: new gay neighbours; Honourable Minister: Minister Menash and the 056 call; glue: The Little Prince; regret: the Paris Air Show; neighbours: a screaming couple; an apology for "Yesha is here".

Superman at the quartermaster's; the quiet taxi driver; a child of divorce at the safari; I switched to Maccabi; revenge: an invitation to a brit; is Zubin coming?; Hasamba and the blood donation; Yesha is here.

The goldfish at the supermarket; a living-room conversation; dialogue: the woman with a knack for appliances and the sensitive man; the municipal parking inspector; wait here: a woman waits for a man who went out for cigarettes; what will you drink: memory improvement; public toilets; kubbeh in hummus.

Beep: resuscitating a monitor; three nations; dances: the Mabat news; Zvika and his prostitute sister; night drive; dances: Wheel of Fortune; the poor man who owes 250 shekels; dances: Popolitika; children: don't say "Daddy's"; dances: verse of the day; choir: I saw him last; dances: Hatikvah.

D. Shilon and R. Reshef: good evening; the sergeant major of the newly religious; the royalty songs: pub, Mizrahi, workers; you make me feel good: a couple in a taxi; the tortoise in the city park; friends in a limousine: what happened to me, the devil knows; cola commercial; basketball: farewell to Zion; It will yet be.

Basketball: why are you shouting at me; questioning the PM; Davar newspaper sandwiches; congratulations: the lotto winner; don't shout at me; my Arab friend; on the outskirts of Gaza; a reserve call-up on Purim; come and enlist.

Banana republic: restaurant, bed, living room, books, vegetables; rain: the organised-crime man; the housewife and the soldier: the IDF gigolo; housekeepers; a prayer of repentance for Shai Avivi; the Shin Bet chief and the Israeli artist.

Amudo / salted fish; Bnei Brak: the city taxi; West Side Story: Sara Netanyahu; the Baba Disney; the day Marilyn Monroe died: an American play; without words: no words to describe the sadness.

Yitzpan from America; the midnight edition: Tucker and Halperin; the poverty line at the Zichtoni family; deepening values: the girl and the goldfish; Paz juice; the ice seller; a little house in the Arava.

There is / isn't anyone to talk to; little circles in the ear; wedding; the presenter in the studio; on faith; did you warm up? not easy; everyone tells: the annoying listener.

An Ethiopian at a travel agency; great dramas: Vanunu, the season; the hanger; the engineer; the Burma Road; Richard III; an alien in the toilets; family spirits; the friendly café.

Supermarket: the aubergine bonus; answering machine; just like that; Polish mother: mother and son on the phone; prepare for the coming of the Messiah; old people's home: a day centre for the elderly; It's a Wonderful Life: the deaf suicide.

Information superhighway: the armless pianist; the PM's salary; the submarine INS Dakar; something in the mouth; no big deal: an enema; the hot left-wing activist; the newly religious son and his parents.

Car bomb: Hamas men in a traffic jam; he and she: God, politically correct; pregnancy: the inseminator; a flat in Shikun Gimmel: the residents' committee meeting; the suburban train; a Tetris production; since the recession: the travelling couple; disappointments and layoffs; the tunnel; homeland vacation: get up and go.

Study hall: Torah study and ratings; continuing tonight's broadcast: "I slept with your best friend"; home: the wife-beater; the leftist bohemia: a settler at an acid party; prepare your home for war; Oskar Schindler: the extra in Schindler's List; Shakespeare: genius artists in two minutes; a very narrow bridge: the suicidal man and the religious.

The smell of war in the air; Shin Bet interrogators in the toilets; synagogue: cantors and commercials; not your war; the prime minister and the tree; intercom; the boy and the bodyguard; the children's channel: who is Rabin?; Yigal Amir in prison.