Family Guy

Meet the Griffins: Peter, the big loveable oaf who always says what's on his mind. Lois, the doting mother who can't figure out why her baby son keeps trying to kill her. Their daughter Meg, the teen drama queen who's constantly embarrassed by her family. Chris, the beefy 13-year-old who wouldn't hurt a fly, unless it landed on his hot dog. Stewie, the maniacal one-year-old bent on world domination. And Brian, the sarcastic dog with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. The animated adventures of this outrageous family will have your whole family laughing out loud.

1. E7

   7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog

   Finale 27 years ago

   When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

2. E6

   6. The Son Also Draws

   27 years ago

   Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

3. E5

   5. A Hero Sits Next Door

   27 years ago

   When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

4. E4

   4. Mind Over Murder

   27 years ago

   At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

5. E3

   3. Chitty Chitty Death Bang

   27 years ago

   Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

6. E2

   2. I Never Met the Dead Man

   27 years ago

   While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

7. E1

   1. Death Has a Shadow

   27 years ago

   After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

1. E21

   21. Fore Father

   Finale 26 years ago

   Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

2. E20

   20. Wasted Talent

   26 years ago

   Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

3. E19

   19. The Story on Page One

   26 years ago

   Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

4. E18

   18. E. Peterbus Unum

   26 years ago

   After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

5. E17

   17. He's Too Sexy for His Fat

   26 years ago

   Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

6. E16

   16. There's Something About Paulie

   26 years ago

   As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

7. E15

   15. Dammit Janet

   26 years ago

   Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

8. E14

   14. Let's Go to the Hop

   26 years ago

   Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

9. E13

   13. Road to Rhode Island

   26 years ago

   Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

10. E12

    12. Fifteen Minutes of Shame

    26 years ago

    Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

11. E11

    11. A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

    26 years ago

    Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

12. E10

    10. Running Mates

    26 years ago

    Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

13. E9

    9. If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

    26 years ago

    Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

14. E8

    8. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

    26 years ago

    Forced to go to a women's retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

15. E7

    7. The King Is Dead

    26 years ago

    When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of "The King and I" Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producer's Chair and starts to make some "artistic changes" to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.

16. E6

    6. Death Is a Bitch

    26 years ago

    When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

17. E5

    5. Love Thy Trophy

    26 years ago

    The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

18. E4

    4. Brian in Love

    26 years ago

    A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

19. E3

    3. Da Boom

    26 years ago

    Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

20. E2

    2. Holy Crap

    27 years ago

    Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

21. E1

    1. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

    27 years ago

    Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.

1. E22

   22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

   Finale 21 years ago

   The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

2. E21

   21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

   24 years ago

   Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

3. E20

   20. Road to Europe

   24 years ago

   Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

4. E19

   19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart

   24 years ago

   Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

5. E18

   18. From Method to Madness

   24 years ago

   Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

6. E17

   17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

   24 years ago

   Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

7. E16

   16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

   Mid-season finale 24 years ago

   Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.

8. E15

   15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled

   24 years ago

   Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.

9. E14

   14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

   24 years ago

   While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

10. E13

    13. Screwed the Pooch

    24 years ago

    Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

11. E12

    12. To Love and Die in Dixie

    24 years ago

    The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

12. E11

    11. Emission Impossible

    25 years ago

    Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

13. E10

    10. Fish Out of Water

    25 years ago

    When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

14. E9

    9. Mr. Saturday Knight

    25 years ago

    Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

15. E8

    8. The Kiss Seen Around the World

    25 years ago

    Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

16. E7

    7. Lethal Weapons

    25 years ago

    New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

17. E6

    6. Death Lives

    25 years ago

    After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

18. E5

    5. And the Wiener Is...

    25 years ago

    Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

19. E4

    4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

    25 years ago

    When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

20. E3

    3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

    25 years ago

    The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

21. E2

    2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)

    25 years ago

    Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

22. E1

    1. The Thin White Line (1)

    25 years ago

    Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

The wildly irreverent, shrewdly crude animated sensation that has been confounding the PC police since the last millennium is back! Not even the insufferable humiliation of network cancellation was enough to keep "TV's most outrageous cartoon clan" down. So raise your martini glasses in unison as "Family Guy" returns with a vengeance for more hilarious episodes that find Peter going blind, Lois in prison, Meg getting a makeover, Chris befriending a talking zit, Stewie smitten with his sitter, and Brian winning the heart of "The Bachelorette".

1. E30

   30. Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

   Finale 20 years ago

   Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.

2. E29

   29. Bango Was His Name Oh!

   20 years ago

   Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.

3. E28

   28. Stewie B. Goode

   20 years ago

   After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.

4. E27

   27. The Griffin Family History

   20 years ago

   When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

5. E26

   26. Petergeist

   20 years ago

   Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.

6. E25

   25. You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

   20 years ago

   Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.

7. E24

   24. Peterotica

   20 years ago

   After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.

8. E23

   23. Deep Throats

   20 years ago

   Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.

9. E22

   22. Sibling Rivalry

   20 years ago

   Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.

10. E21

    21. I Take Thee Quagmire

    20 years ago

    When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.

11. E20

    20. Patriot Games

    20 years ago

    At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

12. E19

    19. Brian Sings and Swings

    20 years ago

    After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.

13. E18

    18. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

    Mid-season finale 20 years ago

    When Peter's dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

14. E17

    17. The Fat Guy Strangler

    20 years ago

    Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he's locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he's sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the "Fat Guy Strangler" be?

15. E16

    16. The Courtship of Stewie's Father

    20 years ago

    Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.

16. E15

    15. Brian Goes Back to College

    21 years ago

    After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

17. E14

    14. PTV

    21 years ago

    After a "wardrobe malfunction" occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts from the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create their own edgy programming until the FCC shows up to shut down PTV and censor all controversial material in Quahog.

18. E13

    13. Jungle Love

    21 years ago

    When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

19. E12

    12. Perfect Castaway

    21 years ago

    When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

20. E11

    11. Peter's Got Woods

    21 years ago

    Peter and Brian's friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg's high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

21. E10

    10. Model Misbehavior

    21 years ago

    Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

22. E9

    9. Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

    21 years ago

    Lois' kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.

23. E8

    8. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

    21 years ago

    Peter runs up his tab at Mort's Pharmacy. When he doesn't have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

24. E7

    7. Brian the Bachelor

    21 years ago

    "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

25. E6

    6. Petarded

    21 years ago

    After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

26. E5

    5. The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire

    21 years ago

    When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.

27. E4

    4. Don't Make Me Over

    21 years ago

    When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."

28. E3

    3. Blind Ambition

    21 years ago

    After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

29. E2

    2. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

    21 years ago

    Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

30. E1

    1. North by North Quahog

    21 years ago

    Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

The hilarity continues this season when Brian and Stewie hit the road in search of Rupert, Stewie's teddy bear, after he's accidentally sold at a garage sale.

1. E18

   18. Meet the Quagmires

   Finale 19 years ago

   Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

2. E17

   17. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

   19 years ago

   Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.

3. E16

   16. No Chris Left Behind

   19 years ago

   After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

4. E15

   15. Boys Do Cry

   19 years ago

   Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

5. E14

   14. No Meals on Wheels

   19 years ago

   The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

6. E13

   13. Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

   19 years ago

   Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

7. E12

   12. Airport '07

   19 years ago

   Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.

8. E11

   11. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

   19 years ago

   When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

9. E10

   10. Peter's Two Dads

   19 years ago

   After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

10. E9

    9. Road to Rupert

    19 years ago

    Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.

11. E8

    8. Barely Legal

    Mid-season finale 19 years ago

    Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.

12. E7

    7. Chick Cancer

    19 years ago

    Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.

13. E6

    6. Prick Up Your Ears

    19 years ago

    Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.

14. E5

    5. Whistle While Your Wife Works

    20 years ago

    When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.

15. E4

    4. Saving Private Brian

    20 years ago

    Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.

16. E3

    3. Hell Comes to Quahog

    20 years ago

    After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.

17. E2

    2. Mother Tucker

    20 years ago

    Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.

18. E1

    1. Stewie Loves Lois

    20 years ago

    Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

1. E12

   12. Long John Peter

   Finale 18 years ago

   When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.

2. E11

   11. The Former Life of Brian

   18 years ago

   Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.

3. E10

   10. Play It Again, Brian

   18 years ago

   Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

4. E9

   9. Back to the Woods

   18 years ago

   James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.

5. E8

   8. McStroke

   18 years ago

   Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.

6. E7

   7. Peter's Daughter

   Mid-season finale 18 years ago

   After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.

7. E6

   6. Padre de Familia

   18 years ago

   Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.

8. E5

   5. Lois Kills Stewie (2)

   19 years ago

   Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the lookout for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.

9. E4

   4. Stewie Kills Lois (1)

   19 years ago

   Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

10. E3

    3. Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

    19 years ago

    When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.

11. E2

    2. Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

    19 years ago

    Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss.

12. E1

    1. Blue Harvest

    19 years ago

    Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil Darth Vader the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 escape to the planet Tatooine to find help from the Rebel Alliance. There they encounter Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi who infiltrate the Death Star then rescue the captive princess from the Death Star and return to aid the Rebellion in its fight against the Galactic Empire.

1. E16

   16. Peter's Progress

   Finale 17 years ago

   Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.

2. E15

   15. Three Kings

   17 years ago

   Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

3. E14

   14. We Love You, Conrad

   17 years ago

   When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

4. E13

   13. Stew-Roids

   17 years ago

   Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.

5. E12

   12. 420

   17 years ago

   Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

6. E11

   11. Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

   17 years ago

   Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

7. E10

   10. FOX-y Lady

   17 years ago

   Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

8. E9

   9. The Juice Is Loose

   17 years ago

   Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

9. E8

   8. Family Gay

   17 years ago

   After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

10. E7

    7. Ocean's Three and a Half

    17 years ago

    After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.

11. E6

    6. Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

    Mid-season finale 17 years ago

    Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

12. E5

    5. The Man with Two Brians

    18 years ago

    Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.

13. E4

    4. Baby Not On Board

    18 years ago

    Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

14. E3

    3. Road to Germany

    18 years ago

    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.

15. E2

    2. I Dream of Jesus

    18 years ago

    When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.

16. E1

    1. Love Blactually

    18 years ago

    Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.

Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes in an homage to "Sliders," spies Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase (guest-voicing as themselves) move into Cleveland's old house and Stewie scores tickets to a Hannah Montana concert.

1. E20

   20. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

   Finale 16 years ago

   Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.

2. E19

   19. The Splendid Source

   16 years ago

   Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

3. E18

   18. Quagmire's Dad

   16 years ago

   Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.

4. E17

   17. Brian & Stewie

   16 years ago

   In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan.

5. E16

   16. April in Quahog

   16 years ago

   When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.

6. E15

   15. Brian Griffin's House of Payne

   16 years ago

   Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.

7. E14

   14. Peter-assment

   16 years ago

   After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.

8. E13

   13. Go, Stewie, Go!

   16 years ago

   Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.

9. E12

   12. Extra Large Medium

   16 years ago

   When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.

10. E11

    11. Dial Meg for Murder

    16 years ago

    Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg's secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin's house.

11. E10

    10. Big Man on Hippocampus

    Mid-season finale 16 years ago

    When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again.

12. E9

    9. Business Guy

    16 years ago

    When Peter gives Lois' dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he's built.

13. E8

    8. Dog Gone

    16 years ago

    When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter

14. E7

    7. Jerome Is the New Black

    16 years ago

    Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.

15. E6

    6. Quagmire's Baby

    16 years ago

    Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.

16. E5

    5. Hannah Banana

    17 years ago

    After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.

17. E4

    4. Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

    17 years ago

    When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.

18. E3

    3. Spies Reminiscent of Us

    17 years ago

    Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.

19. E2

    2. Family Goy

    17 years ago

    When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.

20. E1

    1. Road to the Multiverse

    17 years ago

    With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.

1. E18

   18. It's a Trap!

   Finale 15 years ago

   Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

2. E17

   17. Foreign Affairs

   15 years ago

   Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.

3. E16

   16. The Big Bang Theory

   15 years ago

   Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.

4. E15

   15. Brothers & Sisters

   15 years ago

   When Mayor West marries Lois' sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin's house to be one big "happy" family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris' room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.

5. E14

   14. Tiegs for Two

   15 years ago

   When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire's help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.

6. E13

   13. Trading Places

   15 years ago

   Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

7. E12

   12. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

   15 years ago

   Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.

8. E11

   11. German Guy

   15 years ago

   Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

9. E10

   10. Friends of Peter G.

   15 years ago

   Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

10. E9

    9. And I'm Joyce Kinney

    15 years ago

    Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

11. E8

    8. New Kidney in Town

    15 years ago

    Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

12. E7

    7. Road to the North Pole

    Mid-season finale 15 years ago

    Stewie's favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

13. E6

    6. Brian Writes a Bestseller

    15 years ago

    Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

14. E5

    5. Baby, You Knock Me Out

    15 years ago

    After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.

15. E4

    4. Halloween on Spooner Street

    16 years ago

    Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.

16. E3

    3. Welcome Back Carter

    16 years ago

    After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.

17. E2

    2. Excellence in Broadcasting

    16 years ago

    Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

18. E1

    1. And Then There Were Fewer

    16 years ago

    In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.

1. E23

   23. Internal Affairs

   Finale 14 years ago

   Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

2. E22

   22. Viewer Mail #2

   14 years ago

   One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.

3. E21

   21. Tea Peter

   14 years ago

   When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

4. E20

   20. Leggo My Meg-O

   14 years ago

   Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission.

5. E19

   19. Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

   14 years ago

   Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

6. E18

   18. You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

   14 years ago

   When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.

7. E17

   17. Forget-Me-Not

   14 years ago

   After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.

8. E16

   16. Killer Queen

   14 years ago

   Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.

9. E15

   15. Burning Down the Bayit

   14 years ago

   Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money

10. E14

    14. Be Careful What You Fish For

    14 years ago

    After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

11. E13

    13. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

    14 years ago

    When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

12. E12

    12. Livin' on a Prayer

    14 years ago

    When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

13. E11

    11. The Blind Side

    14 years ago

    Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.

14. E10

    10. Meg and Quagmire

    14 years ago

    When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

15. E9

    9. Grumpy Old Man

    Mid-season finale 14 years ago

    It's winter in Quahog, and Lois' parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.

16. E8

    8. Cool Hand Peter

    14 years ago

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

17. E7

    7. Amish Guy

    14 years ago

    On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

18. E6

    6. Thanksgiving

    14 years ago

    Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

19. E5

    5. Back to the Pilot

    14 years ago

    Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

20. E4

    4. Stewie Goes for a Drive

    15 years ago

    Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.

21. E3

    3. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

    15 years ago

    When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

22. E2

    2. Seahorse Seashell Party (II)

    15 years ago

    While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I). It continues on American Dad! S08E02 Hurricane! (III).

23. E1

    1. Lottery Fever

    15 years ago

    Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.

1. E22

   22. No Country Club for Old Men

   Finale 13 years ago

   The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

2. E21

   21. Roads to Vegas

   13 years ago

   Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.

3. E20

   20. Farmer Guy

   13 years ago

   Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.

4. E19

   19. Save the Clam

   13 years ago

   When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.

5. E18

   18. Total Recall

   13 years ago

   After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can't compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.

6. E17

   17. Bigfat

   13 years ago

   Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.

7. E16

   16. 12 and a Half Angry Men

   13 years ago

   When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.

8. E15

   15. Turban Cowboy

   13 years ago

   When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

9. E14

   14. Call Girl

   13 years ago

   When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.

10. E13

    13. Chris Cross

    13 years ago

    Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

11. E12

    12. Valentine's Day in Quahog

    13 years ago

    On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.

12. E11

    11. The Giggity Wife

    Mid-season finale 13 years ago

    When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

13. E10

    10. Brian's Play

    13 years ago

    Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his.

14. E9

    9. Space Cadet

    13 years ago

    To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

15. E8

    8. Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

    13 years ago

    As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

16. E7

    7. Friends Without Benefits

    13 years ago

    When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

17. E6

    6. Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

    13 years ago

    Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

18. E5

    5. Joe's Revenge

    13 years ago

    When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

19. E4

    4. Yug Ylimaf

    14 years ago

    Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is "unborn."

20. E3

    3. The Old Man and the Big 'C'

    14 years ago

    When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt's pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

21. E2

    2. Ratings Guy

    14 years ago

    Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored and he steals a number of the Nielsen boxes in hopes of controlling the airwaves.

22. E1

    1. Into Fat Air

    14 years ago

    The Griffins attempt to conquer Mount Everest after competitive friends mention they plan to scale the legendary peak. Things, however, are not looking up for the Griffins, as a wicked storm leaves them pinned down on the side of the mountain.

1. E21

   21. Chap Stewie

   Finale 12 years ago

   When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a "Downton Abbey"-esque British household.

2. E20

   20. He's Bla-ack!

   12 years ago

   Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

3. E19

   19. Meg Stinks!

   12 years ago

   Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

4. E18

   18. Baby Got Black

   12 years ago

   Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

5. E17

   17. The Most Interesting Man in the World

   12 years ago

   When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

6. E16

   16. Herpe, the Love Sore

   12 years ago

   Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

7. E15

   15. Secondhand Spoke

   12 years ago

   Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

8. E14

   14. Fresh Heir

   12 years ago

   Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

9. E13

   13. 3 Acts of God

   12 years ago

   Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

10. E12

    12. Mom's the Word

    12 years ago

    When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

11. E11

    11. Brian's a Bad Father

    Mid-season finale 12 years ago

    Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

12. E10

    10. Grimm Job

    12 years ago

    From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

13. E9

    9. Peter Problems

    12 years ago

    When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

14. E8

    8. Christmas Guy

    12 years ago

    When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

15. E7

    7. Into Harmony's Way

    12 years ago

    When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.

16. E6

    6. Life of Brian

    12 years ago

    Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

17. E5

    5. Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee

    12 years ago

    The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

18. E4

    4. A Fistful of Meg

    13 years ago

    When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

19. E3

    3. Quagmire's Quagmire

    13 years ago

    Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.

20. E2

    2. Vestigial Peter

    13 years ago

    After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

21. E1

    1. Finders Keepers

    13 years ago

    Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

1. E18

   18. Take My Wife

   Finale 11 years ago

   Lois books a fun couple's vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter's surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they're too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

2. E17

   17. Fighting Irish

   11 years ago

   Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

3. E16

   16. Roasted Guy

   11 years ago

   Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

4. E15

   15. Once Bitten

   11 years ago

   After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

5. E14

   14. #JOLO

   11 years ago

   When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

6. E13

   13. Dr. C and the Women

   11 years ago

   Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

7. E12

   12. Stewie Is Enceinte

   11 years ago

   Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

8. E11

   11. Encyclopedia Griffin

   11 years ago

   Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

9. E10

   10. Quagmire's Mom

   11 years ago

   After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying "bro" lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

10. E9

    9. This Little Piggy

    11 years ago

    Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

11. E8

    8. Our Idiot Brian

    11 years ago

    When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

12. E7

    7. Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

    11 years ago

    To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

13. E6

    6. The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

    Mid-season finale 11 years ago

    After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

14. E5

    5. Turkey Guys

    11 years ago

    On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

15. E4

    4. Brian the Closer

    12 years ago

    Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

16. E3

    3. Baking Bad

    12 years ago

    Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

17. E2

    2. The Book of Joe

    12 years ago

    Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

18. E1

    1. The Simpsons Guy

    12 years ago

    In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.

1. E20

   20. Road to India

   Finale 10 years ago

   Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

2. E19

   19. Run, Chris, Run

   10 years ago

   To everyone's surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.

3. E18

   18. The New Adventures of Old Tom

   10 years ago

   Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

4. E17

   17. Take a Letter

   10 years ago

   To pay for Stewie's private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

5. E16

   16. The Heartbreak Dog

   10 years ago

   Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

6. E15

   15. A Lot Going On Upstairs

   10 years ago

   When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can't stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

7. E14

   14. Underage Peter

   10 years ago

   Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

8. E13

   13. An App a Day

   10 years ago

   Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

9. E12

   12. Scammed Yankees

   Mid-season finale 10 years ago

   Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois' father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg's friend, Patty.

10. E11

    11. The Peanut Butter Kid

    10 years ago

    When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

11. E10

    10. Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

    10 years ago

    Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called "Winter/Summer" an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.

12. E9

    9. A Shot in the Dark

    10 years ago

    When Peter's couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland's house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

13. E8

    8. Brokeback Swanson

    10 years ago

    When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family's new dog.

14. E7

    7. Hot Pocket-Dial

    10 years ago

    Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

15. E6

    6. Peter's Sister

    10 years ago

    Peter's sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.

16. E5

    5. Peter, Chris & Brian

    11 years ago

    Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

17. E4

    4. Peternormal Activity

    11 years ago

    The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them

18. E3

    3. Guy Robot

    11 years ago

    Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

19. E2

    2. Papa Has a Rollin' Son

    11 years ago

    For Father's Day, the guys track down Joe's estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that he'll only grow to be 5’1", so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it's like to be short.

20. E1

    1. Pilling Them Softly

    11 years ago

    Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

1. E20

   20. A House Full of Peters

   Finale 9 years ago

   Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

2. E19

   19. Dearly Deported

   9 years ago

   When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

3. E18

   18. The Peter Principal

   9 years ago

   Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

4. E17

   17. Peter's Lost Youth

   9 years ago

   Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him

5. E16

   16. Saturated Fat Guy

   9 years ago

   In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it's too dangerous

6. E15

   15. Cop and a Half-Wit

   9 years ago

   Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

7. E14

   14. The Dating Game

   9 years ago

   Quagmire discovers the "dating" app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis

8. E13

   13. The Finer Strings

   9 years ago

   The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much

9. E12

   12. Peter's Def Jam

   9 years ago

   The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.

10. E11

    11. Gronkowsbees

    Mid-season finale 9 years ago

    Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.

11. E10

    10. Passenger Fatty-Seven

    9 years ago

    Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

12. E9

    9. How the Griffin Stole Christmas

    9 years ago

    Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.

13. E8

    8. Carter and Tricia

    9 years ago

    Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.

14. E7

    7. High School English

    9 years ago

    In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

15. E6

    6. Hot Shots

    9 years ago

    In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.

16. E5

    5. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    10 years ago

    Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

17. E4

    4. Inside Family Guy

    10 years ago

    Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.

18. E3

    3. American Gigg-olo

    10 years ago

    After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter's health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.

19. E2

    2. Bookie of the Year

    10 years ago

    Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant.

20. E1

    1. The Boys in the Band

    10 years ago

    Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life.

1. E20

   20. Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

   Finale 8 years ago

   After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

2. E19

   19. The Unkindest Cut

   8 years ago

   Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

3. E18

   18. HTTPete

   8 years ago

   To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

4. E17

   17. Switch the Flip

   8 years ago

   To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.

5. E16

   16. 'Family Guy' Through the Years

   8 years ago

   FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

6. E15

   15. The Woof of Wall Street

   8 years ago

   Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

7. E14

   14. Veteran Guy

   8 years ago

   After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

8. E13

   13. V Is for Mystery

   8 years ago

   Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

9. E12

   12. Send in Stewie, Please

   8 years ago

   When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.

10. E11

    11. Dog Bites Bear

    Mid-season finale 8 years ago

    Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

11. E10

    10. Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

    8 years ago

    Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

12. E9

    9. Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

    8 years ago

    In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".

13. E8

    8. Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

    8 years ago

    Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

14. E7

    7. Petey IV

    8 years ago

    Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).

15. E6

    6. The D in Apartment 23

    8 years ago

    When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

16. E5

    5. Three Directors

    9 years ago

    The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

17. E4

    4. Follow the Money

    9 years ago

    Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.

18. E3

    3. Nanny Goats

    9 years ago

    Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.

19. E2

    2. Foxx in the Men House

    9 years ago

    Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

20. E1

    1. Emmy-Winning Episode

    9 years ago

    Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.

1. E20

   20. Adam West High

   Finale 7 years ago

   When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

2. E19

   19. Girl, Internetted

   7 years ago

   When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

3. E18

   18. Throw It Away

   7 years ago

   After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.

4. E17

   17. Island Adventure

   7 years ago

   In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he courts a middle-aged woman.

5. E16

   16. You Can't Handle the Booth

   7 years ago

   The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

6. E15

   15. No Giggity, No Doubt

   7 years ago

   When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.

7. E14

   14. Family Guy Lite

   7 years ago

   After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

8. E13

   13. Trans-Fat

   7 years ago

   Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

9. E12

   12. Bri, Robot

   7 years ago

   Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

10. E11

    11. Trump Guy

    Mid-season finale 7 years ago

    Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.

11. E10

    10. Hefty Shades of Gray

    7 years ago

    After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

12. E9

    9. Pawtucket Pete

    7 years ago

    The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

13. E8

    8. Con Heiress

    7 years ago

    Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

14. E7

    7. The Griffin Winter Games

    7 years ago

    To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

15. E6

    6. Stand By Meg

    7 years ago

    After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

16. E5

    5. Regarding Carter

    8 years ago

    Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

17. E4

    4. Big Trouble in Little Quahog

    8 years ago

    Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

18. E3

    3. Pal Stewie

    8 years ago

    Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wasn't invited to his birthday party.

19. E2

    2. Dead Dog Walking (2)

    8 years ago

    Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.

20. E1

    1. Married... with Cancer (1)

    8 years ago

    Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.

1. E20

   20. Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

   Finale 6 years ago

   Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

2. E19

   19. Holly Bibble

   6 years ago

   Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

3. E18

   18. Better Off Meg

   6 years ago

   When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg Griffin.

4. E17

   17. Coma Guy

   6 years ago

   With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

5. E16

   16. Start Me Up

   6 years ago

   Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

6. E15

   15. Baby Stewie

   6 years ago

   Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby.

7. E14

   14. The Movement

   6 years ago

   When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

8. E13

   13. Rich Old Stewie

   6 years ago

   Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

9. E12

   12. Undergrounded

   6 years ago

   Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

10. E11

    11. Short Cuts

    6 years ago

    When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.

11. E10

    10. Connie's Celica

    Mid-season finale 6 years ago

    When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

12. E9

    9. Christmas Is Coming

    6 years ago

    When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.

13. E8

    8. Shanksgiving

    6 years ago

    Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed.

14. E7

    7. Heart Burn

    6 years ago

    To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories.

15. E6

    6. Peter & Lois' Wedding

    7 years ago

    The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

16. E5

    5. Cat Fight

    7 years ago

    When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.

17. E4

    4. Disney's The Reboot

    7 years ago

    The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

18. E3

    3. Absolutely Babulous

    7 years ago

    When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

19. E2

    2. Bri-Da

    7 years ago

    Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

20. E1

    1. Yacht Rocky

    7 years ago

    When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

1. E20

   20. Tales of Former Sports Glory

   Finale 5 years ago

   The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

2. E19

   19. Family Cat

   5 years ago

   Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

3. E18

   18. Meg Goes to College

   5 years ago

   Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

4. E17

   17. Young Parent Trap

   5 years ago

   Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

5. E16

   16. Who's Brian Now?

   5 years ago

   Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

6. E15

   15. Customer of the Week

   5 years ago

   After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

7. E14

   14. The Marrying Kind

   5 years ago

   Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

8. E13

   13. PeTerminator

   5 years ago

   Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

9. E12

   12. And Then There's Fraud

   5 years ago

   After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.

10. E11

    11. Boy's Best Friend

    5 years ago

    Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette.

11. E10

    10. Fecal Matters

    Mid-season finale 5 years ago

    When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

12. E9

    9. The First No L

    5 years ago

    When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

13. E8

    8. Pawtucket Pat

    5 years ago

    Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

14. E7

    7. Wild Wild West

    5 years ago

    Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

15. E6

    6. Meg's Wedding

    5 years ago

    Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

16. E5

    5. La Famiglia Guy

    6 years ago

    When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

17. E4

    4. CutawayLand

    6 years ago

    Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

18. E3

    3. Boys & Squirrels

    6 years ago

    When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his "true height" of 6'5".

19. E2

    2. The Talented Mr. Stewie

    6 years ago

    Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

20. E1

    1. Stewie's First Word

    6 years ago

    Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

1. E20

   20. The Jersey Bore

   Finale 4 years ago

   Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet".

2. E19

   19. First Blood

   4 years ago

   The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

3. E18

   18. Girlfriend, Eh?

   4 years ago

   Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

4. E17

   17. All About Alana

   4 years ago

   When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

5. E16

   16. Prescription Heroine

   4 years ago

   After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

6. E15

   15. Hard Boiled Meg

   4 years ago

   Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver. Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

7. E14

   14. HBO-No

   4 years ago

   The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

8. E13

   13. Lawyer Guy

   4 years ago

   Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor -- who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

9. E12

   12. The Lois Quagmire

   4 years ago

   At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

10. E11

    11. Mister Act

    4 years ago

    An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

11. E10

    10. Christmas Crime

    Mid-season finale 4 years ago

    After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West's nativity scene causing outrage.

12. E9

    9. The Fatman Always Rings Twice

    4 years ago

    In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

13. E8

    8. The Birthday Bootlegger

    4 years ago

    A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

14. E7

    7. Peterschmidt Manor

    4 years ago

    Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

15. E6

    6. Cootie & the Blowhard

    5 years ago

    Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

16. E5

    5. Brief Encounter

    5 years ago

    When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

17. E4

    4. 80's Guy

    5 years ago

    Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

18. E3

    3. Must Love Dogs

    5 years ago

    Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

19. E2

    2. Rock Hard

    5 years ago

    While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

20. E1

    1. LASIK Instinct

    5 years ago

    With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

1. E20

   20. Adult Education

   Finale 3 years ago

   Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

2. E19

   19. From Russia with Love

   3 years ago

   After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

3. E18

   18. Vat Man & Rob 'Em

   3 years ago

   When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

4. E17

   17. A Bottle Episode

   3 years ago

   Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

5. E16

   16. The Bird Reich

   3 years ago

   To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing.

6. E15

   15. Adoptation

   3 years ago

   To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

7. E14

   14. White Meg Can't Jump

   3 years ago

   Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

8. E13

   13. Single White Dad

   3 years ago

   Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

9. E12

   12. Old West

   3 years ago

   The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

10. E11

    11. Love Story Guy

    3 years ago

    The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

11. E10

    10. The Candidate

    Mid-season finale 3 years ago

    Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

12. E9

    9. Carny Knowledge

    3 years ago

    Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

13. E8

    8. Get Stewie

    3 years ago

    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

14. E7

    7. The Stewaway

    3 years ago

    During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

15. E6

    6. Happy Holo-ween

    4 years ago

    Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

16. E5

    5. Unzipped Code

    4 years ago

    Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

17. E4

    4. The Munchurian Candidate

    4 years ago

    Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

18. E3

    3. A Wife-Changing Experience

    4 years ago

    Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

19. E2

    2. Bend or Blockbuster

    4 years ago

    Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

20. E1

    1. Oscars Guy

    4 years ago

    "Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump".

1. E15

   15. Faith No More

   Finale 2 years ago

   Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

2. E14

   14. Fat Actor

   2 years ago

   Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

3. E13

   13. Lifeguard Meg

   2 years ago

   Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don't follow the pool rules.

4. E12

   12. Take This Job and Love It

   2 years ago

   Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be.

5. E11

   11. Teacher's Heavy Pet

   2 years ago

   Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how long he remains a member.

6. E10

   10. Cabin Pressure

   2 years ago

   When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.

7. E9

   9. The Return of the King (of Queens)

   Mid-season finale 2 years ago

   Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.

8. E8

   8. Baking Sad

   2 years ago

   Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."

9. E7

   7. Snap(ple) Decision

   2 years ago

   Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy."

10. E6

    6. Boston Stewie

    2 years ago

    Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.

11. E5

    5. Baby, It's Cold Inside

    2 years ago

    Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

12. E4

    4. Old World Harm

    3 years ago

    Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

13. E3

    3. A Stache from the Past

    3 years ago

    When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.

14. E2

    2. Supermarket Pete

    3 years ago

    With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

15. E1

    1. Fertilized Megg

    3 years ago

    Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family.

1. E18

   18. Twain's World

   Finale 1 year ago

   In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day, but the plan goes awry when Twain overindulges in pornography.

2. E17

   17. Karenheit 451

   1 year ago

   Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.

3. E16

   16. Row v. Wade

   1 year ago

   Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.

4. E15

   15. Martian Meg

   1 year ago

   Fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong, Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars.

5. E14

   14. Cool Hand Lois

   1 year ago

   Lois embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

6. E13

   13. The Fat Lotus

   1 year ago

   In this Griffin-family twist on the popular HBO series, Peter suspects Lois of betraying his trust with Quagmire at a swanky vacation, while Stewie worries that his wealthy new friends plan to sacrifice him in a volcano.

7. E12

   12. One Foot in Front of the Mother

   1 year ago

   Due to a police complaint about his excessive barking, Brian has to wear a shock collar; looking to join an after-school team, Chris discovers a talent for speed walking.

8. E11

   11. China Doll

   1 year ago

   When Stewie sees a tag on Rupert reading "Made in China," he heads off to China to meet Rupert's family.

9. E10

   10. A Real Who's Hulu

   1 year ago

   The Griffins spoof "Only Murders in the Building," "The Dropout," and "The Bear."

10. E9

    9. The Elle Word

    1 year ago

    When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the librarian.

11. E8

    8. Hard Times at Adam West High

    1 year ago

    Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous when he sits out of a lottery pool and the guys win.

12. E7

    7. Pitch Imperfect

    1 year ago

    Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.

13. E6

    6. Dog Is My Co-Pilot

    1 year ago

    After successfully landing a plane, Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour. Meanwhile Chris and Stewie open a boutique pizza place.

14. E5

    5. The Chicken or the Meg

    1 year ago

    Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.

15. E4

    4. Lois C.K.

    1 year ago

    Lois becomes a stand-up comic, using real life stories about Peter as content; Peter tries his best to straighten his life out to avoid being ridiculed by Lois's act.

16. E3

    3. Drunk with Power

    1 year ago

    Peter swaps lives with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and is forced to make a ruling on the constitutionality of gay marriage, meanwhile, Brett tries to become friends with Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.

17. E2

    2. Live, Laugh, Love

    1 year ago

    When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's school trip, where she strives to reunite the principal with his long-lost love.

18. E1

    1. Fat Gun

    1 year ago

    This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.

1. E15

   15. High School History

   Finale 5 months ago

   In this three-act parody of prominent historical eras, the Griffins take a humorous look at The French Revolution, the American Civil War, and World War II.

2. E14

   14. Let the Goodtimes Walk

   6 months ago

   A powerful sleeping aid medication gives Joe the ability to walk while he is asleep, but Joe grows concerned when it becomes clear that the guys prefer his sleepwalking self.

3. E13

   13. Friend's Best Man

   6 months ago

   Stewie becomes engaged to Rupert, but Brian is upset when he is not chosen as the best man.

4. E12

   12. Lower G.I. Joe

   6 months ago

   A colonoscopy reveals Peter has a rare collectible toy action figure lodged in his intestine, but the reward for selling it causes a rift between him and the guys.

5. E11

   11. Tall Stewie

   7 months ago

   When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in the Griffin family.

6. E10

   10. A Few More Ways to Die in the West

   7 months ago

   In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agree to escort a wealthy businessman on a train journey.

7. E9

   9. Phony Montana

   Mid-season finale 7 months ago

   After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he worries will hurt his chances with her.

8. E8

   8. Play Time

   7 months ago

   In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.

9. E7

   7. Scent of a Woman

   8 months ago

   Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.

10. E6

    6. Viewer DMs

    8 months ago

    In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Griffins' ancestors arrived in Quahog, and looks back at Quagmire's 1960s variety show.

11. E5

    5. Dear Francis

    8 months ago

    Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading to a round of therapy. Things worsen when Lois discovers "Frances" is the name of the Clam's new, pretty waitress.

12. E4

    4. Bringing Up Brady

    8 months ago

    Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.

13. E3

    3. Man-Fest Destiny

    8 months ago

    Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewie.

14. E2

    2. Pumpkin Spice Girls

    8 months ago

    Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, her and Lois concoct an elaborate heist to steal the formula.

15. E1

    1. The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]

    8 months ago

    Lois and Stewie finally understand each other - thanks to Brian's edibles - and try to understand their complicated relationship.