The New Dick Van Dyke Show

Bernie comes up with a game show he is sure will be a winner for the network, if he can only sell the idea.

When the house next to the Preston's comes up for sale, it's hard for them to admit they don't want Bernie and Carol to buy it.

To Dick's embarrassment, a man who is a guest on his show announces that he was Jenny's first husband.

Dick agrees to a drinking test for his show, that shows the evils of drinking, but while under the influence he says a few things about marriage that Jenny does not find funny

When the talent for the television station's telethon doesn't show up, it's up to Dick and the gang to carry it off.

Mike's ex-husband returns. Is he really reformed?

Dick is excited when he learns he's to receive a prestigious award. But Dick changes his attitude after learning the presentation is held at a country club that practices racial discrimination leaving him with a dilemma.

Dick plays marriage counselor when Bernie and Carol split up over the issue of having children.

Already nervous about impending fatherhood Dick is concerned when Jenny brings home Debbie, a pregnant hitchhiker.

This flashback episode focuses on the calamities that ensue when Jenny goes into labor. Also, Annie feels ignored because of the baby's arrival; and Lucas falls off his new bike, breaking his nose.

After fighting with his business manager, Dick must negotiate his own contract with the station manager.

Someone's playing Robin Hood with the Prestons' items. Unfortunately, it seems to be an inside job.

An ever-helpful Dick promises a young starlet a world record. To Jenny's dismay, the record is for the longest TV kiss.

A famous conductor who is a guest on Dick's show is invited to the Preston's for dinner.

The Prestons end up with a house full of unexpected guests when a violent storms strands people. This includes a priest and a nun turning sleeping arrangements into a difficult situation.

Dick decides to get a motorcycle, much to Jenny's dismay.

To improve Dick's ratings, sidekick Danny is added to the show, which proves too successful. Dick, suffering from a cold, fears that he will be replaced. When Dick's doctor tells him to stay home to recover, Danny fills in for him. Carl Reiner appears as himself.

Jenny puts a down-payment on house the Preston's regard as their dream house.

Dick becomes jealous of Jenny's tennis instructor. Skip and Jenny play doubles at the club, winning every game. When their babysitter gets sick, Dick volunteers to stay home with Annie. Skip brought a bottle of sparkling wine and Dick drinks it all.

Annie takes an inappropriate book to school that was intended for Dick to discuss on his talk show.

Dick and Jenny are happy that 16 year old son Dan is bringing a girlfriend to dinner. But when Dan appears with Judy, an African American, the senior members of the family must examine their beliefs.

Dick gets invited to Hollywood for a screen test to become a co-star on a new TV show. Dick prepares for the test but doubts his ability to become an actor.

A chimp who blows smoke rings appears on Dick's talk show; Dick smokes along with the chimp on air. After the show, Dick realizes he is hooked on smoking again and solicits help from his wife and family, also struggling with the habit.

When Dick's brother arrives with a new lady, Bernie recognizes her as a nude dancer.

Dick, upset about censorship on his show, goes on a over the top on air tirade.

Bernie and Carol are excited when an adoption agency calls about an interview. But Carol takes some pills to help her with anxiety before the meeting.

Every time Dick and Jenny try to take a second honeymoon, Dick suffers some kind of injury and they can't go. So when he pulls a muscle right before they are leaving for a week in paradise, he decides not to tell Jenny.

Dick's mother mistakes marijuana cigarettes for her legal ones.

Dick is left in charge of the baby while Jenny and Annie are out of town, but then forgets Chrissy at the grocery store.

On his way home on Christmas Day, Dick gets caught speeding and doesn't have enough money to get out of jail. When he calls Bernie to bail him out, he too gets a speeding ticket.

Dick is making a breakfast cereal commercial and they are having trouble casting someone to play his child. But when his own daughter Annie auditions her dad doesn't want to be accused of favoritism.

Dick and Jenny start to feel old when they think of their child growing up. The Prestons worry increases when they realize many couples in their age group are divorcing.

Dick's mother brings her father's ashes over to the house so they can scatter them according to his wishes. But somehow during the night, the ashes disappear

Mike does so well as a guest chef on the local cooking show that she's given permanent hosting duty. However, her cooking abilities are much more limited than she's led the show runner to believe.

Bernie thinks he has come up with an exciting new game show. But when the film a test episode a number of problems surface.

Bernie and Carol Davis are looking to buy a new home and learn the house next to the Prestons is for sale. Dick and Jenny like their friends but don't necessarily want them as neighbors so they try to secretly sabotage the sale.

While preparing for his cousin's wedding Dick accidentally sits on a sewing needle. Extracted in a vehicle on the way to the marriage site the result leads to Dick subbing for the matron of honor.

Annie accidentally walks in on her parents while they are making love.

This flashback episode tells the story of how Dick and Jenny met and how they almost ended up hating one another.

After learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a considerable amount of money for the art.

TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.

Dick quits his job when a shady producer promises him the lead in a show that hasn't been sold yet.

When Jenny thinks she might be pregnant, Dick has a dream that he and the guys at work are the ones expecting.

Company comes and stays and stays and stays, and tempers start to flare.

Dennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is being written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Pamela is also friendly with Tash, so Dick and Max suspect they are romantically involved.

The Prestons babysit, then lose, Margot's spoiled dog.

Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.

Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.

Dick has a chance to do a commercial that pays well and could lead to other jobs, but it's a cheesy ad for a toilet bowl cleaner.

Dick's old friend can't memorize his lines.

Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested.

Lucas visits his parents and has some interesting plans: he's leaving school to become a professional bowler.

An Italian director meets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.

A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.

Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.

Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.

A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.

Dick receives the unpleasant news that he's wanted for a legal matter in Germany. In flashback, Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected direction, landing him in trouble.

Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.

Dennis is quite taken with a photo seen at Dick and Jenny's house, one of an attractive guest of theirs. Dennis is positive they are meant to be together and proceeds to act foolishly.