Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 1 release dates →

1. S1 E12

   E12

   12. My Work is Done

   Finale 6 years ago

   Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

2. S1 E11

   E11

   11. A Thousand Thumbs Up!

   6 years ago

   "A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

3. S1 E10

   E10

   10. She's Totally Not Ready

   6 years ago

   This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

4. S1 E9

   E9

   9. Santa's Got a Six Pack

   6 years ago

   On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.

5. S1 E8

   E8

   8. Could I have a $20, Dad?

   6 years ago

   This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

6. S1 E7

   E7

   7. Turkey in Space

   6 years ago

   In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.

7. S1 E6

   E6

   6. You've Been Lying to Your Momma?

   7 years ago

   Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.

8. S1 E5

   E5

   5. Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment

   7 years ago

   A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

9. S1 E4

   E4

   4. Stick It to 'Em

   7 years ago

   A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight").

10. S1 E3

    E3

    3. Dad, plug your ears!

    7 years ago

    This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.

11. S1 E2

    E2

    2. Taylor Swift is My Friend

    7 years ago

    Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.

12. S1 E1

    E1

    1. You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That

    7 years ago

    The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

Tiffany Haddish interacts with kids, who share their innocent points of view on an array of topics.

Kids Say the Darndest Things Season 2 release dates →

1. S2 E8

   E8

   8. Hatchet Man; FBI Junior Agent

   Finale 5 years ago

   A group of virtuoso violinists give a jaw dropping performance and Tiffany Haddish talks with kids about about how to make a buck.

2. S2 E7

   E7

   7. Handy Haddish; Dancing With Elephants

   5 years ago

   Twin boys help Tiffany Haddish with a modeling gig and a 9 year old piano player tries to impress her with his amazing talent.

3. S2 E6

   E6

   6. Smell Ya Later; Jitter Bug

   5 years ago

   Kids smell something fishy when Tiffany Haddish invites them to her perfume commercial and she bugs out when an 8-year-old shows off his insect collection

4. S2 E5

   E5

   5. The Not So Late Show; The Kids Testament

   5 years ago

   A 10-year-old and his reptile friends have a "HISS-sterical" time with Tiffany Haddish on The Not So Late Show.

5. S2 E4

   E4

   4. The Biggest Mystery of Life; Like and Subscribe

   5 years ago

   Tiffany Haddish jams out with a very talented group of quadruplets known as the "Quad Squad" and chats with some kids who have big dreams

6. S2 E3

   E3

   3. World's Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush

   5 years ago

   Tiffany Haddish helps an 8-year-old with big dreams achieve his Hollywood ending, and two sisters rock Tiffany's world when they discuss outer space.

7. S2 E2

   E2

   2. Love Chat; Double Trouble

   5 years ago

   Tiffany and a wise 8-year-old dish out relationship advice. Tiffany also teams up with Cedric The Entertainer to cause double the trouble when they chat with identical twins.

8. S2 E1

   E1

   1. "Wigging Out"; "The Kids Price is Always Right"

   5 years ago

   Tiffany Haddish finds kids "wigging" out when they realize one of her wigs on a shelf can communicate only with them. Plus, Tiffany and the kids make a special visit to the iconic CBS game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT where they take turns playing some fun pricing games with host Drew Carey.