The Big Gay Sketch Show

"America's Next Top Model" finalist; Gay Werewolf; Mantiques shop owner; Fitzwilliam continues searching for the perfect accessory; Capt. Sparrow on an Olivia Cruise ship; Slim, Trim and Peppy.

Homospeciality shows a marketing boardroom discussion on a new word for "Homosexuality"; Scaredy Cat Weatherman; When Kids are too much even for Nanny 911 to handle, call Tranny 911; Pepper and Cayuga ,Sappho's Lips, singing about 1 big holiday: Jew-Bahai-Scient-Christan-Hindu-Wicca-dist day; It's Oscar Wilde's newest Video Collections: Girls Gone Wilde and Guys Gone Wilde; Hazel tries again to find a date for her glorious gay son Donovan at the supermarket whilst shopping for him; Michael Chad and Chad Michael of Logo Life Tips teach everyone about the Asian art of oragami, or so they think; Lorna goes to desperate measures(having the cabbie on the roof of the cab) to get through Gay Pride in order to buy a shawl.

An airline front desk agent at Check In not doing his job correctly; The Gay Werewolf; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips teach you how to make your own Glitter; $40 a day with...Racheal Ray; a Gay Pride 1983 look back shows us what gay onlookers/fans think will happen in the future; Naomi Campbell Public Service announcement about Domestic Violence with her maid/help; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips show us how to make an easy zen Rock Garden.

"All in the Family" gay parody of 'Gay' only house rules with blacks adored; The Ladyline Hotline; Hazel, the PFLAG mom, tries to get her son Donovan a date; Afromations with Lamont and his interruptive wife. Lorna thinks the gays are against her while showing much love for Lorna Doones cookies; Lesbian Musical Duo Sappho's Lips.

"The Facts of Life" parody of when Jo arrived and has to share a bed with Blair; former Russian KGB agent chorus girl Svetlana kills everyone for the gig of a chorus girl during a routine group audition; Lesbian Speed dating and the drama in 3 minutes; Chicago Style Yoga, not so serene; Michael Chad and Chad Michael with the Logo Life Tips on a (edible) "Bookmark"; gender confused Fitzwilliam wishes for his ultimate christmas present.

Pocket Gay; Bear in the Burbs; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips teaches how to make your own ice; 'When i Knew' the cast reflects on when they knew they were gay (or not). Political Project Runway; "The Honeymooners" parody; Elaine Strich as a wal-mart greeter.

A compilation featuring the best sketches and characters from Seasons 1 and 2, as voted on by the viewers. Sketches include: Sally Field for Boniva (Season 2, episode 7); Dynasty parody (Season 2, episode 7); Elaine Stritch as a Wal-Mart greeter (Season 1, episode 1); Today on craigslist with America's Treasure, Maya Angelou: "Baby Needs a Diaper" (Season 2, episode 14); Jenny Craig commercial with Valerie Bertinelli, Kirstie Alley and Steven/"Waffles" (Season 2, episode 9); "Tranny 911" (Season 1, episode 5); Fitzwilliam's Christmas wish (Season 1, episode 2); Today on craigslist with America's Treasure, Maya Angelou: "Two Chubs to Make Me Their Midnight Snack" (Season 2, episode 8); Rosie and Chastity heckle the show again (season 2, episode 13).

A behind-the-scenes mockumentary parodying Logo's attempt to transform "The Big Gay Sketch Show" into an entirely straight format for the premiere of its second season, resulting in an uproar among the cast.

Elaine Stritch (Paone) works as an airport security guard; Pocket Diva (Ash), a sassy little pocket-size toy to help timid homosexuals stand up for themselves; LOGO presents, "Grizzly Man," video footage of Timothy Headwell (Guarino)'s 2007 summer studying the "bears" he loved so much in their natural habitat (with Special Guest Star Paul Vogt); "Today on Craigslist with America's Treasure - Maya Angelou (Domingo)"; "Raw Kitchen," LOGO's First Vegan Cooking Show with Shim Shai Horowitz (McKinnon); director Amanda Bearse assembles everyone for "The Big Gay Finale Dance Number" including Fitzwilliam (McKinnon) with Trixie the Unicorn, LaTanya (Ash), Liza Minnelli (Goldman), Elaine "Stritchy" Stritch (Paone), Waffles, a.k.a. Steven (McGovern), Maya Angelou (Domingo), Naldo (Andino), and Svetlana (Guarino).

Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at an airport car "convenience" center; Grandma Bell (Ash) speaks to gay high school students about her version of Black History; "I Like Lucy" in Italy (a gay parody of I Love Lucy with guest star Paul Vogt); "Little Star Jones," a parody of "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring Star Jones as the monster; the WBNA auditions "sexy" cheerleaders for its halftime show.

Hyper-sexual Naldo (Andino) as an airport baggage handler; former First Lady Barbara Bush (Goldman) hawks "pearl necklaces" on The Home Shopping Channel; a mock trailer for "Coalminer's Mountain," a brave film starring straight actors Antonio Banderas (Andino) and Edward Norton (Guarino) playing gay with Morgan Freeman (Domingo) and Charlize Theron (Paone); "Color Me Reality," an exciting new reality series about the "dramatic" world of hand-painted ceramics; a lubricant spokesmodel (Paone) is recognized in public by two very eager fans (Guarino, Domingo); two lesbians (Goldman, McKinnon) have difficulty trying to plan a "drama-free" party.

MTV News with Damian Fahey (Guarino) interviewing rapper Lil' Dyke (Ash), who denies she's gay while debuting her new music video, "Cat Sittin'", which is heavily loaded with lesbian innuendos; Paula Deen (McKinnon)'s Sit n' Eat diet; "A Moment with Perez Hilton (McGovern)" featuring Naomi Campbell (Ash); "The SUZE! Show" features Suze Orman (Goldman) giving financial advice to lesbians; Harry Potter (Guarino) gets a new roomate... transgendered Fitzwilliam (McKinnon), who tries his best to use wizardry to finally get the "perfect accessory" (i.e., a vagina); "A Moment with Perez Hilton" featuring Nick Lachey (Andino); "America's Next Top Bottom" featuring Miss J. (Domingo); "A Moment with Perez Hilton".

On the Road with Oprah (Domingo) and her "best friend" Gayle (Ash); a political ad campaign featuring stars Dinah Lohan (Paone), Britney Spears (McKinnon), Alec Baldwin (McGovern) and Whitney Houston (Ash) urging voters to vote NO to allowing gays the right to adopt children; Chicago-Style Pilates with abrasive LaTanya (Ash) and her new student, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); a woman introduces her boyfriend to her two gay dads, "The Hungs" (McGovern, Guarino), who have enormous genitalia (featuring special guest star Kate Clinton); FOX's latest game show, Are You Smarter Than a Tranny Hooker?.

Extreme Sears Makeover - Home Edition: Grey Gardens, in which Ty (Guarino) and his crew makeover the dilapidated home of a reclusive mother, "Big Edie" (Goldman), and her adult daughter, "Little Edie" (guest star Christine Ebersole), which is overrun with cats and racoons; Kirstie Alley (Goldman) and Valerie Bertinelli (Paone) promote Jenny Craig along with Jenny's "biggest" success, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); Logo at Nite presents The Facts of Life, a lesbian parody in which Mrs. Garrett (guest star Paul Vogt) must explain to the girls "The Facts of Life" after catching them watching pornography; Grandma Bell (Ash) tells tales of her past as a pioneering lesbian to her gay grandson (Domingo) and his male lover (Guarino), including how she tried to cure her lesbianism by letting every man try to "F@#k the Homosexuality out" of her; incompetent Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at the front desk of an hospital emergency room.

Liza Minelli (Goldman), fueled by alcohol, turns into "Super Liza," who makes it her mission to save homosexuals in trouble; Sally Field (McKinnon) endorses "Boniva" while chewing the scenery; two women (Goldman, McKinnon) try (unsuccessfully) to point out their exes at a lesbian bar; Svetlana (Guarino) literally kills the competition at Dancing with the Stars; Naldo (Andrino), the oversexually-hyped postal worker, overstimulates his many admirers/customers; a Dynasty parody; Rosie O'Donnell and Chasity Bono heckle the show.