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Premiered

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Ended: Thursday, May 8, 2014

When does Two and a Half Men Season 11 come out?

Two and a Half Men Season 11 premiered Thursday, September 26, 2013 on CBS and ended Thursday, May 8, 2014. The season has 22 episodes.

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

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Two and a Half Men Season 11 release schedule

Two and a Half Men Season 11 episode release dates
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1. Nangnangnangnang

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Thursday · 13 years ago

2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

Thursday · 13 years ago

3. This Unblessed Biscuit

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

Thursday · 13 years ago

4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

Thursday · 13 years ago

5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Thursday · 13 years ago

6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

Thursday · 13 years ago

7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

Thursday · 12 years ago

8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

Thursday · 12 years ago

9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

Thursday · 12 years ago

10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Mid-season finale

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Thursday · 12 years ago

11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

Thursday · 12 years ago

12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

Thursday · 12 years ago

13. Bite Me, Supreme Court

Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Thursday · 12 years ago

14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Thursday · 12 years ago

15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Thursday · 12 years ago

16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

Thursday · 12 years ago

17. Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

Thursday · 12 years ago

18. West Side Story

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

Thursday · 12 years ago

19. Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

Thursday · 12 years ago

20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Thursday · 12 years ago

21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

Thursday · 12 years ago

22. Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead Finale

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Thursday · 12 years ago

Two and a Half Men Season 11 guest stars

  • Marin Hinkle

    Marin Hinkle

    Judith Melnick

  • Melanie Lynskey

    Melanie Lynskey

    Rose

  • Mimi Rogers

    Mimi Rogers

    Robin Schmidt

  • Brian Stepanek

    Brian Stepanek

    Arthur

  • Brooke D'Orsay

    Brooke D'Orsay

    Kate

  • Kelly Sry

    Kelly Sry

    Henry

  • Shanti Lowry

    Shanti Lowry

    Tara / Tanya

  • Jett Dunlap

    Jett Dunlap

    Luke

  • Edie McClurg

    Edie McClurg

    Helen

  • Kimberly Hébert Gregory

    Kimberly Hébert Gregory

    Lisa

  • Jennifer Chang

    Jennifer Chang

    Colleen

  • Jennifer Aspen

    Jennifer Aspen

    Stephanie

  • Molly Stanton

    Molly Stanton

    Michaela

  • Nicole Travolta

    Nicole Travolta

    Heidi

  • Tara Perry

    Tara Perry

    Sarah

  • Marianne Chambers

    Marianne Chambers

    Kelly Monroe

Two and a Half Men Season 11 FAQ

When does Two and a Half Men Season 11 come out?

Two and a Half Men Season 11 premiered Thursday, September 26, 2013 on CBS.

How many episodes are in Two and a Half Men Season 11?

Two and a Half Men Season 11 has 22 episodes.

Are new episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 11 released weekly?

New episodes are released weekly.

When is the Two and a Half Men Season 11 finale?

The Two and a Half Men Season 11 finale (Episode 22) aired Thursday, May 8, 2014.

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