Dear John

The group tells John that the knockout who's knocking him out is really a new member's transvestite husband. (TV Guide)

On a camping trip, John and Matthew are stranded in a cabin by a snowstorm that ushers in a blizzard of chilling consequences. (TV Guide)

Kate claims that her sister always steals her boyfriends, no matter how obnoxious, and to prove it Kate dates Kirk. (TV Guide)

John can't understand why his son Matthew won't spend time with him.

John's beautiful new girlfriend thrills him—until he learns her age.

A young man claims to be John' son.

John reluctantly attends his first meeting of the One-Two-One Club -- only after mistakenly wandering into an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting across the hall. (TV Guide)

Kate chooses John as her nephew's role model—but the boy prefers Kirk.

John basks in the adulation Mary Beth lavishes on him for helping her write an article.

The group throws a surprise birthday party for Kirk, but the surprise is on them. (TV Guide)

Afraid he's becoming a support-group addict, John takes a night off to wing it on his own. (TV Guide)

John, Kirk and Ralph give new meaning to ""change the baby"" when Louise leaves Nigel in their care. (TV Guide)

John discovers his wonderful new job has a catch: the ex-student who got it for him expects a more intimate form of thanks. (Part 2 of 2)

John's going to kick himself if he can't find the cash to send Matthew to Europe for a soccer tourney. (TV Guide)

An ex-con wants to join the group, and no one wants to say no to a killer whose temper is triggered by rejection. (TV Guide)

Kirk takes John along for a free ski weekend, but he's left in the cold when John befriends a fellow Sherlock Holmes buff. (TV Guide)

Attractive newcomer Mary Beth brings out the worst in Kirk, and it's much worse than even he imagined. (TV Guide)

John's relationship with his new lady would be just great were it not for her daughter, who thinks all her mother's dates are grown-up dweebs. (TV Guide)

It's the second anniversary of the day John's wife left him (DJ Day), and the group is concerned because John is binging on junk food. Mrs. Philbert is preparing to attend her 60th high school anniversary, her first because she was always afraid of meeting her former fiance, Lloyd, and her best friend, Clara, who eloped together. John is deputized to escort her to New Jersey, where Lloyd and Clara show up after all -- so Mrs. Philbert introduces him as her fiance, invites them back to ""their"" place, and sets about seducing Lloyd with her patented technique: playing ""Honolulu Baby"" on the ukelele.

Unwed mother Louise needs a hubby to present to her strait-laced father---and gets more help than she can handle. (TV Guide)

Ralph peddles a book promoting the power of positivity, which John could use, but won't, to publish his poetry. (TV Guide)

After one night with John, a flight attendant is ready to fly with him forever. (TV Guide)

Blomlika, the bride who skipped out on Ralph at their wedding reception, bounds back into his life, eager to pick up where they left off 14 months before.

John is stranded in remove Hawaiian airports after buying a discount ticket from Kirk; Alejandro proposes to Kate.

John tries getting his son Matthew to discuss his hurt feelings about the baby his mom and John are having.

After they learn she'd been institutionalized, the groups scoffs at Louise's claim she can save the financiall strapped center.

John huddles with the group members over whether to expose the former professor who plagaarized his poems. (Part 2 of 2)

When John's college poetry teacher visits, he steals some of John's poems for a book. Meanwhile, the group preps for a talent show.

Kirk loses John's antique watch to a pretty thief.

Everyone gets dumped except Ralph; John's ex-wife Wendy brings news of a new baby. (Part 3 of 3)

Jackie agrees to live with Kirk, under exacting conditions; Louse gets a date with her IRS auditor. (Part 2 of 2)

John meets a pretty periodontist, Kate a suave South American, and Kirk his fiesty match. (Part 1 of 2)

Ralph falls for a married fellow toll-taker.

John's job is jeopardized and the group disbands after a tabloid links him to a promiscuous movie star. (Part 1 of 2)

John wants his aging mother to move in with him.

Despite interruptions by a newly svelte woman from Overeaters Anonymous (new recurring guest Olivia Brown), the groups tries to heer up Mary Beth, who's lost her job.

John seeks a reunion with famous adventure author Jessica Stone, whom he recalls in flashbacks as the great love of his youth.

At her aunt's funeral, Kate confronts her ex-husband Blake, a cad nonetheless loved by the rest of her family.

John sort of fulfills his dream of playing clarinet at Carnegie Hall.

A new member proposes to both Kate and Louise.

John tries to mediate a fight over a woman between Kirk and his amazingly similar brother—a priest.

Feeling pressured and rushed, John breaks into the insemination clinc to retrieve his sperm.

John hopes for a reconciliation whe his ex-wife Wendy says she wants another child—but she only wants her sperm.

John goes on a blind double-date with Kirk, and finds himself mistaken for a professional escort.

Louise encourages the group to tackle their relationship problems through creative visualization.

John babysits his boss's parrot.

Kirk finally gets his high school diploma.

A doctor links John's stomach pain to Kirk.

John tries his hand at soap opera scripts.

John overextends his credit to impress his new girlfriend. (Part 2 of 2)

Lack of funds clouds John's ski weekend with a new flame. (Part 1 of 1)

John is suddenly willing to take risks after a near-death experience in an elevator.

Scriptwriter Mary Beth sees John's problems as soap-opera fodder for her show ""The Divided Heart.""

John unwittingly hires a Santa Claus with problems for a Christmas party at the day-care center.

Louise confesses to an affair with a club member.

Kirk claims there is good reason to terminate Kate's wedding plans; John has trouble at childbirth class.

John and Kirk's windfall at an automated bank teller comes to light at a police officer's bachelor party.

Kate faces her fear of intimacy by dating the cop who takes the report when the group is held at gunpoint.

Kirk goes into hiding when the group discovers his wife left him for another woman.

Kirk convinces John they're long-lost brothers, and moves in with him.