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Hardware is a comedy TV series that premiered on STV on March 23, 2003. It has 2 seasons and 12 episodes so far and has ended. The latest episode, Season 2 Episode 6 "Celebrity", aired on April 11, 2004.

Hardware is a British sitcom that aired on ITV from 2003 to 2004. Starring Martin Freeman, it was written and created by Simon Nye, the creator of Men Behaving Badly. The show's opening theme was A Taste of Honey by Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass.

  • Comedy

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Episodes

12 episodes · 2 seasons

Season 1

2003 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 23 years ago

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    6. Hutch

    Finale

    The Gang build a Rabbit Hutch and Rex's friends visit.

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    5. Women

    The Gang decide that not enough women shop in their store, so begin selling more things that will appeal to the oppisite sex, but to many women start shooping at the store.

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    4. Finger

    Mike's girlfriend tries to build a folding ironing board; Steve cuts off his finger.

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    3. Bondage

    Mike and his girlfriend try to enliven their sex life.

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    2. Naked

    Mike is annoyed by the gang's excitement over their new uniforms; at the same time, his girlfriend's mother comes to visit and attempts to seduce him.

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    1. Nice

    A group of men spend their working days at a small hardware shop insulting customers. When Mike insults a customer who then tries to commit suicide, he vows to be friendly and helpful.

Season 2

2004 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 22 years ago

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    6. Celebrity

    Finale

    In this episode, a minor celebrity visits the Nice Day Cafe, and when his autograph is proudly displayed on the wall, it causes quite a stir. So much so that Anne and Julie decide to make the collection extensive without ever actually encountering any of the stars who's autographs they've acquired. Over at Hamway's, Mike's injured during a football match and he learns just how patronizing humans can be. Meanwhile, Steve takes time off to prepare for his all-important exams.

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    5. Tony Two-Ways

    Kenny and Mike start gay-bashing Steve after an effeminate man recognises him in the shop. Rex confesses his confusion about male homosexuality. Mike gets a DIY column in the local newspaper, but is quickly discouraged.

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    4. Loser

    Bumbling loser and dispenser of the Adapti-tool Cliff drops into the shop in the hope of being able to set up a small booth to distribute his product and Mike, in a surprising moment of amiability, harangues Rex until he submits to Cliff's request. However, after a masterclass in how to sell his product from the effervescent Kenny, Cliff makes the transition from nice-guy-loser to rip-off-merchant in a short space of time, prompting Mike to regret his instant kindness. Meanwhile, Rex and Julie's dispute reaches boiling point.

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    3. Nude

    Anne's approached by an artist who specialises in the drawing of nude models, and is offered a hefty cash sum to be the subject of his next piece. At Hamway's, Rex realises, due to the impact of the price cuts at the infamous DIY superstore that his shop is fast losing money, and decides that someone has to go. And that someone is Kenny.

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    2. Big Foot

    In Big Foot, the lads in the shop take it upon their selves to wind up their irritable boss Rex, and Kenny and Steve try to convince him that he's becoming shorter with old age. At the Cafe, Julie's been liberated from her apron strings and takes time off to indulge in a singles holiday. Her replacement is Mike, who soon finds that mixing business with pleasure definitely isn't a recipe for success.

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    1. Bastard

    When the lads notice that Kenny's son bears no resemblance to his father, Kenny gets a DNA test done on his son. Meanwhile, the cafe's new licence to sell alcohol leads to plenty of extended drinking sessions for the shop's workforce.

Cast & crew

Created by Simon Nye

  • Peter Davison

    Peter Davison

    Peter Davison

  • Lynsey Baxter

    Lynsey Baxter

    Jean

  • Charlie Creed-Miles

    Charlie Creed-Miles

    Terry

  • Justin Edwards

    Justin Edwards

    Dithery Man

  • Eileen Davies

    Eileen Davies

    Edna

  • Richard Leaf

    Richard Leaf

    Daniel

  • Richard Lumsden

    Richard Lumsden

    Cliff Hicks

  • Tony Way

    Tony Way

    Cliff / Builder

  • Daniel Bliss

    Stroppy Teenager

  • Howard Karloff

    Small Customer

  • Jennifer Marriott

    Boring Customer

  • Gordon Peters

    Dithery Man

  • Milton Jones

    Milton Jones

    Adaptitool Customer

  • Roger Ennals

    Gullible Customer

  • Charlotte Palmer

    Woman with Pram

  • Ben Ashlin

    'Toad'

Hardware FAQ

Will there be new episodes of Hardware?

Hardware has ended, so no new episodes are scheduled. The final episode aired on April 11, 2004.

When did the latest episode of Hardware come out?

The most recent episode of Hardware, Season 2 Episode 6 "Celebrity", aired on April 11, 2004.

How many seasons of Hardware are there?

Hardware has 2 seasons with 12 episodes in total.

When did Hardware first air?

Hardware first aired on STV on March 23, 2003.

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