6. The Share-Out
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...
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S3 E7 · Police Intelligence
Spooner's Patch is a comedy TV series that premiered on ITV1 on July 9, 1979. It has 3 seasons and 19 episodes so far and has ended. The latest episode, Season 3 Episode 7 "Police Intelligence", aired on August 24, 1982.
Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
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19 episodes · 3 seasons
1979 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 46 years ago
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...
Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.
Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.
Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.
Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.
Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.
1980 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 46 years ago
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
1982 · 7 episodes · Last episode: 44 years ago
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
Created by Johnny Speight and Ray Galton
Spooner's Patch has ended, so no new episodes are scheduled. The final episode aired on August 24, 1982.
The most recent episode of Spooner's Patch, Season 3 Episode 7 "Police Intelligence", aired on August 24, 1982.
Spooner's Patch has 3 seasons with 19 episodes in total.
Spooner's Patch first aired on ITV1 on July 9, 1979.
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