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S3 E7 · Police Intelligence

About Spooner's Patch

Spooner's Patch is a comedy TV series that premiered on ITV1 on July 9, 1979. It has 3 seasons and 19 episodes so far and has ended. The latest episode, Season 3 Episode 7 "Police Intelligence", aired on August 24, 1982.

Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.

  • Comedy

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Episodes

19 episodes · 3 seasons

Series 1

1979 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 46 years ago

Spooner's Patch Series 1 release dates →
  1. E6

    6. The Share-Out

    Finale

    The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

  2. E5

    5. Par for the Course

    Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

  3. E4

    4. The Presentation Clock

    Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

  4. E3

    3. The Share-Out

    Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

  5. E2

    2. The Morning After...

    Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

  6. E1

    1. The Unwanted Prisoner

    Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

Series 2

1980 · 6 episodes · Last episode: 46 years ago

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  1. E6

    6. The Birthday Double

    Finale

    Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.

  2. E5

    5. Spooner's Thatch

    Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.

  3. E4

    4. Drag-Net

    Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.

  4. E3

    3. Spooner's Box

    Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.

  5. E2

    2. Psycho on the Roof

    Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.

  6. E1

    1. High Noon

    Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.

Series 3

1982 · 7 episodes · Last episode: 44 years ago

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  1. E7

    7. Police Intelligence

    Finale

    Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.

  2. E6

    6. Vote, Mrs Cantaford

    Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.

  3. E5

    5. Suffer the Little Children...

    Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

  4. E4

    4. The Sting

    Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

  5. E3

    3. Finders, Keepers...!

    Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

  6. E2

    2. The Lock-Up

    Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

  7. E1

    1. The Big Match

    Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

Cast & crew

Created by Johnny Speight and Ray Galton

  • John Clegg

    John Clegg

    Vicar

  • Donald Morley

    Donald Morley

    Mayor

  • Wendy Richard

    Wendy Richard

    Girl

  • Mavis Pugh

    Mavis Pugh

    Woman

  • Stuart Saunders

    Stuart Saunders

    Golf Club Secretary

  • Bella Emberg

    Bella Emberg

    Mayor's Wife

  • Jonathan Cecil

    Jonathan Cecil

    Capt Jim

  • Ava Cadell

    Ava Cadell

    Greta

  • Patricia Hayes

    Patricia Hayes

    Old Lady

  • John Barron

    John Barron

    Golf Club President

  • Lynn Farleigh

    Lynn Farleigh

    Mrs Webster

  • Bob Bryan

    Mr Webster

  • Barrie Rutter

    Barrie Rutter

    Psychiatrist

  • Anthony Sharp

    Anthony Sharp

    Doctor

  • Bill Treacher

    Bill Treacher

    Car Owner

  • Jack Douglas

    Jack Douglas

    Man in Car

Spooner's Patch FAQ

Will there be new episodes of Spooner's Patch?

Spooner's Patch has ended, so no new episodes are scheduled. The final episode aired on August 24, 1982.

When did the latest episode of Spooner's Patch come out?

The most recent episode of Spooner's Patch, Season 3 Episode 7 "Police Intelligence", aired on August 24, 1982.

How many seasons of Spooner's Patch are there?

Spooner's Patch has 3 seasons with 19 episodes in total.

When did Spooner's Patch first air?

Spooner's Patch first aired on ITV1 on July 9, 1979.

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