E45
45. Disappointing Our Parents
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
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Distractible is a talk and comedy TV series that premiered on Spotify on May 17, 2021. It has 6 seasons and 433 episodes so far and is still airing new episodes. The latest episode, Season 6 Episode 30 "TBD", aired on November 8, 2026. The next episode, Season 6 Episode 30 "TBD", airs on Sunday, November 8, 2026.
The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Episodes
433 episodes · 6 seasons
Season 1
2021 · 45 episodes · Last episode: 4 years ago
Mark, Bob, and Wade start their first year as separate but equal co-hosts
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E44
44. Pet Stories
The guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.
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E43
43. Hill I Will Die On
Prepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.
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E42
42. Criminally Subliminal
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.
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E41
41. The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever
Bob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.
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E40
40. The Distractible Threesome
In honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".
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E39
39. Waste Of Money
The guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.
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E38
38. Funniest Joke In The World
After reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.
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E37
37. Beware The Candy Uncle...
Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.
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E36
36. Bad Habits
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.
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E35
35. Cryptids Are Scary
Mark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.
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E34
34. The Perfect Meal
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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E33
33. Failed Resolutions
Mark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.
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E32
32. Christmas Gone Wrong
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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E31
31. Humanity Is Bad
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.
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E30
30. Never Give Up
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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E29
29. That One Guy
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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E28
28. Young & Stupid
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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E27
27. We Are All Going To Die
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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E26
26. Old Men
Let's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.
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E25
25. Fears & Fetishes
Sharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
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E24
24. I Was Wrong...
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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E23
23. Dangerous Coasters
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.
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E22
22. Dating Advice
Wade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.
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E21
21. Lies from Parents
From coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.
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E20
20. Life Plan
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.
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E19
19. King of Meat
Following the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.
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E18
18. Dreams & Nightmares
The guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.
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E17
17. How Dare You
Tough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.
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E16
16. On Sh*t Moments
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind
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E15
15. How to make a Best Friend
The guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.
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E14
14. Future
This week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.
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E13
13. Happy Funerals
Bob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.
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E12
12. Kids are Stupid
The guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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E11
11. Perfect Crime
Mark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".
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E10
10. Synchronicity
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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E9
9. Hold my Beer
Wade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.
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E8
8. Conventions
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
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E7
7. Bob's Fridge
Bob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.
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E6
6. Supernatural
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!
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E5
5. Fake Tech
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
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E4
4. Camping
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
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E3
3. Transportation
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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E2
2. Body Odor
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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E1
1. Hair
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
Season 2
2022 · 50 episodes · Last episode: 3 years ago
Mark, Bob, and Wade start their second year and begin to blur the lines between equality
Distractible Season 2 release dates →
E50
50. The Emmy Losing Episode
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic: making the perfect video game. Except it goes horribly wrong. Or does it? Because during today's conversation, no one can seem to agree on anything.
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E49
49. Distractible: The Musical
The guys star in an improvised musical about video games, news, or anything else that comes to mind.
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E48
48. The Masks We Wear
On a more serious note than normal, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put our masks on for, and whether those masked versions of ourselves are really us.
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E47
47. Profession Confessions
Bob hosts a conversation about uncomfortable job stories, embarking the guys on a wild trip down memory lane.
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E46
46. Friendship Test: Mark Edition
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test via some Mark-based trivia.
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E45
45. Wade's Silly Choices
A major tone switch from the last episode, Wade is hosting and makes Mark and Bob talk through strange and hilarious scenarios. From having the worst super power imaginable, to living in a world ruled by clowns, and more.
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E44
44. Bob's Baby
In an episode that takes a more serious turn, Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his son's birth, and how they affected him and his wife.
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E43
43. The Ick
Inspired by a post from the official Distractible subreddit, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick".
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E42
42. You Member?
Bob gives an update on his newborn baby, James, then pivots the topic to memory. The guys then discuss some of their first memories and how they think memories actually work.
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E41
41. Good Bad Habits
You know the guys are getting older, but now it's time they try to convince you their bad habits are actually good.
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E40
40. The Perfect Day
Bob and Wade derail Mark's profound and dedicated search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
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E39
39. Don't Say Christmas
Wade's Secret Words is back, but this time there's only a single word in the game: Christmas.
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E38
38. We're NOT Getting Old
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
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E37
37. One Paw In The Grave
Wade's emotional roller coaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Oh, and Bob gives a fridge update.
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E36
36. I Tried So Hard And Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
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E35
35. Thank You
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which Mark the host, of course, converts to numerical point values.
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E34
34. Would You Rather
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
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E33
33. Devil's Advocate
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the Devil's Advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
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E32
32. Candy Tier List
Today the guys compile a contentious tier list about all different kinds of candy, just in time for Halloween.
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E31
31. Change
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
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E30
30. Big Or Small
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
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E29
29. The Bait Debate
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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E28
28. Naked
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
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E27
27. Video Game Tier List
Bob's hot take on Pokémon, Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's, find out where the guys rank these games and more.
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E26
26. Broken News
In the spirit of the Distractible Live episodes on the Distractible Youtube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles. Riffing ensues.
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E25
25. Solving The Unsolvable
Why humans sleep, the creator of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries.
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E24
24. Musical Memories
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
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E23
23. Go With Your Guy
Door-to-door salesman, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
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E22
22. Bob Doesn't Know
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
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E21
21. The Distractible Game Show
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite game shows, then surprises them with his own game show for them to compete in.
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E20
20. Fast Food Tier List
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonald's, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots.
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E19
19. The Boys Bet It All
Mark whips up a new timed game mode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winners pot.
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E18
18. Before We Die
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
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E17
17. Conspiracy Theories
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Edward Snowden and The NSA: the guys dive deep (but not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
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E16
16. Worst World Records
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade compete to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
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E15
15. Anything Goes
Mark leaves things up to chance for Bob and Wade in this new game mode featuring a blaring alarm and randomly generated countdowns.
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E14
14. The Atrocities Of Summer
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark deviates into delusion.
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E13
13. Don't Laugh
Wade creates a new points system once again, pitting Mark's laughter against Bob's laughter.
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E12
12. Who's The Worst
The guys play a game of "Morals or NO Morals" and end up focusing on the latter.
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E11
11. The Bobs & The Bees
In yet another classic episode revolving around Bob, Mark and Wade are assigned the responsibility of raising Bob throughout his childhood and teaching him important life lessons along the way, in their own ways.
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E10
10. We Got Screwed
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance", and unobserved restaurant reservations: the guys talk about specific times they've been screwed over by life.
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E9
9. F*ck You Energy
The guys discuss times in their life where their pure rage and annoyance were transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways.
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E8
8. Wade's Secret Words
In this new episode format, Judge Wade let's the listeners in on his secret points system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they struggle to collect as many points as they can.
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E7
7. So Bad It's Good
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad they might just be good after all.
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E6
6. Aliens Among Us
Does our solar system have a tenth planet? Are there really UFOs flying around earth? And what the hell is a tardigrade? The guys answer all these questions and more while discussing potential evidence for life elsewhere in the universe.
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E5
5. Oh No, The Future UwU
The guys discuss fears of things yet to come, while Mark struggles to keep Wade on topic.
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E4
4. Serotonin
From TikToks with bad auto-tune, to nostalgic educational computer games, the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
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E3
3. We Die On Your Hills
Inspired by the guys' previous discussion about their own hot takes, they scour the Distractible subreddit in search of hills that the listeners will die on, and discuss whether or not they agree.
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E2
2. Self Confidence
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
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1. Superstitions
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for the Cincinnati Bengals' future success in football, and Mark theorizes that human compulsions might come from a simulation.
Season 3
2023 · 50 episodes · Last episode: 2 years ago
Mark, Bob, and Wade have opened their eyes to the wonders of Spotify Exclusivity
Distractible Season 3 release dates →-
E99
99. You'll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.
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E98
98. The Council Of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.
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E97
97. Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
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E96
96. Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
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E95
95. Dr.Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
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E94
94. I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
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E93
93. Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
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E92
92. Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
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E91
91. We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
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E90
90. Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
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E89
89. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
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E88
88. How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
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E87
87. Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
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E86
86. What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
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E85
85. We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
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E84
84. New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
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E83
83. We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
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E82
82. Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
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E81
81. That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
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E80
80. Evil League Of Evil
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
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E79
79. "Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
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E78
78. Live, Laugh, Lose
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
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E77
77. You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
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E76
76. Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
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E75
75. Actually Nothing
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
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E74
74. Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
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E73
73. Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
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E72
72. Boy, I Miss That
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
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E71
71. Voice Me, Dammit!
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
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E70
70. Bullsh*t
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.
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E69
69. News Everyone!
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
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E68
68. Curious Conspiracy Corner
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
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E67
67. No Thank You
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
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E66
66. The Pre Of Life
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
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E65
65. King Of Horror Hill
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
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E64
64. Tricks or Tropes?
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
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E63
63. Boo!
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
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E62
62. Worth It
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
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E61
61. I Don't Know What I Expected
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
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E60
60. Are These Gaffes?
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
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E59
59. Illegal Advice
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
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E58
58. Wade, Bob, and Friend
Bob and Wade punish Mark.
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E57
57. Distractible Riddle Realm
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.
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E56
56. Front Page News
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
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E55
55. Bob's Confusing Words
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
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E54
54. Mark Hates The Moon
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
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E53
53. Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
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E52
52. Distractible Escape Room
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
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E51
51. Wade's Food Questions
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
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E50
50. Five Night's At Freddy's Tier List (Part 2)
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
Season 4
2024 · 50 episodes · Last episode: 1 year ago
Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
Distractible Season 4 release dates →-
E101
101. The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."
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E100
100. Mark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
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E99
99. WordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
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E98
98. Acronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
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E97
97. Big Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
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E96
96. More Broken News
Wade gets himself canceled.
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E95
95. Order Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
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E94
94. There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
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E93
93. Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
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E92
92. Where Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
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E91
91. The Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
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E90
90. Time and Stuff
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
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E89
89. Does Order Matters?
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
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E88
88. New Year, Old Us
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
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E87
87. Merry Christmas, Bob!
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
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E86
86. [Insert Topic Here]
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
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E85
85. What's Wrong With Video Games?
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
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E84
84. Mark of Theseus
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
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E83
83. The Cost Is Correct
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
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E82
82. Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
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E81
81. Top 10 Things
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
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E80
80. Wade For President
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
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E79
79. Florida or No Florida?
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
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E78
78. Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
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E77
77. The Election Episode
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
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E76
76. Wade Is Sopping
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
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E75
75. Get Mad Libs
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
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E74
74. Edutainment!
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
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E73
73. Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
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E72
72. Definitely Real Things
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
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E71
71. Never Hug Your Teacher
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
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E70
70. More Villain Awards
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
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E69
69. Two Sentence Horror Stories
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
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E68
68. QUITTER!
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
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E67
67. Parlor Games
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
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E66
66. Get More Stupider (Part 2)
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
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E65
65. Try New Things
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
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E64
64. What Song Do You See?
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
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E63
63. The Most Cursed Moments
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
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E62
62. All Nighters
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
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E61
61. The Episode You Can Taste
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
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E60
60. Nah, I'd Win
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
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E59
59. WikiHow About Now?
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
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E58
58. Talent
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
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E57
57. Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
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E56
56. Bob's Secret Words
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
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E55
55. Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
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E54
54. We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
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E53
53. Mark's Secret Words
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
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E52
52. The Dumb Of Introverts
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
Season 5
2025 · 50 episodes · Last episode: 5 months ago
Mark, Bob, and Wade try doing this with even more arbitrary rules
Distractible Season 5 release dates →
E110
110. The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!
E109
109. America vs Europe
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
E108
108. Reverse Charades
Quick, get flat!
E107
107. That Sounds Bad!
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
E106
106. Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
E105
105. Anything Goes (Part 4)
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
E104
104. Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
E103
103. That Sounds Good!
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
E102
102. Buy My Thing!
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
E101
101. Dicebreakers Too!
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
E100
100. Friday the 13th
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
E99
99. The Smell You Can Lick
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
E98
98. How to ABCs
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
E97
97. News Flash!
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
E96
96. Solar System Tier List
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
E95
95. I'm a Doctor!
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
E94
94. Bad Mood
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
E93
93. Fortunately, Unfortunately
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
E92
92. Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
E91
91. Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
E90
90. How Do You Pan?
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
E89
89. Yeah, He'd Live
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
E88
88. Snow Days
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
E87
87. Everybody Hates Dor
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
E86
86. Wade's One Man Show
The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob
E85
85. Make Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
E84
84. 2026 Distractible Game Guide
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
E83
83. Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
E82
82. Squid Game (Even Too-er)
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
E81
81. Size Matters (Part 2)
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
E80
80. Will It Into Existence
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
E79
79. Get More Faster
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
E78
78. Anything Goes (Part 3)
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
E77
77. Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
E76
76. King of the Friend Zone
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
E75
75. Please Laugh
Listeners, you're responsible for this...
E74
74. Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
E73
73. Viewer Discretion Is Advised
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
E72
72. World Record (Today)
Hiii...
E71
71. Nah, I'd Lose
Not all battles are worth winning.
E70
70. The Oxford 3000
Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
E69
69. The Cursed Episode
Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
E68
68. In This Game... Only Letters, Friends
A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
E67
67. Three Sentence Horror Stories
Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
E66
66. A Harrowing Journey
Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.
E65
65. Wade Has An Interest
What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.
E64
64. The Pee Covered Episode
The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.
E63
63. Shame, Shame, Shame
A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.
E62
62. For Folk's Sake
The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.
E61
61. Bob's One Man Show
Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
Season 6
2026 · 33 episodes · Last episode: today
The Boys are back in action for some more wacky, and weird fun
Distractible Season 6 release dates →- E33
33. TBD
- E32
32. TBD
- E31
31. TBD
- E30Remind me when it's out
30. TBD
Next episode - E29
29. TBD
New - E28
28. TBD (The Scary Tapes)
- E27
27. TBD
- E26
26. TBD (The Scary Tapes)
- E25
25. TBD
- E24
24. TBD (The Scary Tapes)
- E23
23. TBD
- E22
22. TBD (The Scary Tapes)
E21
21. Grilled or Fried?
I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
E20
20. "Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.
E19
19. The Jerker Episode
The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
E18
18. Cloth Off The Bone
Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
E17
17. Insider Gaming
Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
E16
16. Cincinnati Jeopardy
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
E15
15. Smell My Touch
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
E14
14. Would I Lie To You?
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
E13
13. Choose Your Own Cousin
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
E12
12. I'm Wade. I'm Bald
He's bald. He's Wade.
E11
11. Please Be Nice
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
E10
10. Wade Definitely Has A Topic
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
E9
9. The Perfectest Crime
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
E8
8. Hoopst Was First?
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
E7
7. Unhappy Birthday
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
E6
6. Going Nuclear
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
E5
5. Markiplier Likes That?
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
E4
4. Doing Too Much
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
E3
3. Burnout
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
E2
2. Hard or Soft?
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
E1
1. Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
Cast & crew
Created by Mark Fischbach, Robert Muyskens and Wade Barnes
Distractible FAQ
When is the next episode of Distractible?
The next episode of Distractible, Season 6 Episode 30 "TBD", airs on Sunday, November 8, 2026. Get the Streambay app to be notified the moment it's out.
When did the latest episode of Distractible come out?
The most recent episode of Distractible, Season 6 Episode 30 "TBD", aired on November 8, 2026.
How many seasons of Distractible are there?
Distractible has 6 seasons with 433 episodes in total.
When did Distractible first air?
Distractible first aired on Spotify on May 17, 2021.
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