Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3 Episode release dates & where to watch

1. Lies, Lies, Lies

When Gomer tells his friends that a movie star has invited them to a barbecue, they don't believe him.

2. Crazy Legs Gomer

Carter hatches a scheme to win the Inter-squad competition—by using Gomer.

3. Gomer, the Carrier

Everyone catches the German measles, except Gomer and Carter.

4. Caution: Low Overhead

Carter tries to prove that Gomer's cut-rate watch was sold to him by a crook.

5. Show Me The Way to Go Home

A wife accuses Gomer of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

6. How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

Carter pumps vodka into Gomer's prize watermelon.

7. Gomer and the Little Men from Outer Space

When Gomer claims he's seen men from outer space, Carter sends him to a psychiatrist.

8. The Borrowed Car

Gomer is arrested after borrowing—and wrecking—Carter's car.

9. Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook.

10. Marry Me, Marry Me

After a single date, Gomer winds up engaged.

11. Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and then has to compete for her affections.

12. Follow That Car

Gomer and Carter are kidnapped by smugglers.

13. It Takes Two to Tangle

Carter finds out that his girlfriend was seen with another man.

14. Whither the Weather

Gomer predicts the weather better than the Weather Bureau.

15. Love's Old Sweet Song

When a singer rewards gomer's song with a kiss, Carter performs a song of his own.

16. Gomer, the Recruiter

Gomer recruits a wanted bank robber as a new Marine.

17. The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach.

18. Go Blow Your Horn

Carter tries to get Gomer transferred to the Marine band.

19. You Bet Your Won Ton

Gomer hosts a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, unaware that it's a gambling parlor.

20. Sue The Pants Off 'Em

Two crooked lawyers try to convince Gomer and Carter to file a phony damages suit.

21. Gomer and the Card Shark

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card hustler.

22. To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

Carter will try anything to prevent Gomer from re-enlisting.

23. Lou-Ann Poovie Sings Again

Gomer rivals Carter for the affections of a nightclub singer—who can't carry a tune.

24. Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

After too much Welsh Rarebit, a sleepwalking Gomer tells off Carter.

25. Sing a Song of Papa

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night, which rankles Carter.

26. Where There's a Will

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump—but Gomer's afraid of heights.

27. Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club and then finds her in a beatnik joint.

28. The Crow Ganef

Gomer befriends a thieving crow that stashes its loot in Gomer's locker.

29. One of Our Shells is Missing

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell lost during practice.

30. Lou-Ann Poovie Sings No More Finale

Gomer finds Lou-Ann a job in a record store when she loses her singing gig.