Half In The Bag Season 3 Episode release dates & where to watch

1. The Last Stand and A Haunted House

Mike and Jay discuss The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenberg’s mediocre return to starring in mediocre action movies! They also spend more time contemplating the Marlon Wayans spoof comedy A Haunted House than Marlon Wayans did when he wrote the script.

2. Warm Bodies and Movie 43

Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they’ve already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.

3. A Good Day to Die Hard

Mike and Jay discuss Bruce Willis’ latest paycheck. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett puts his foot down about the progress of his VCR repair.

4. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Jack the Giant Slayer

Mike and Jay discuss the latest action fantasy films adapted from old timey fairy tales, and discuss this baffling recent trend.

5. Oz the Great and Powerful and Return to Oz

Mike and Jay discuss all things Oz! As well as deal with Mr. Plinkett’s recent drug addition problem.

6. Evil Dead

Mike and Jay literally got to Hell to discuss yet another remake. This time it’s Evil Dead, a modern update on the Sam Raimi cult classic.

7. Oblivion and The Lords of Salem

After burying the body of Mailman Tommy, Mike and Jay discuss the sci fi action film Oblivion, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s favorite movie, Tron: Legacy. They then discuss the horror film The Lords of Salem, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s OTHER favorite movie, the Halloween remake.

8. Iron Man 3 and Pain & Gain

While business begins to boom at the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay use their lunch break to talk about the latest Marvel film Pain & Gain, as well as Michael Bay’s newest product, Iron Man 3.

9. Star Trek Into Darkness

Wanna hear Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans talk about Star Trek Into Darkness for 45 minutes? WARNING: 90% of this episode is spoilers. So if you haven’t seen the movie yet and want to avoid spoilers, maybe skip this one. And if you haven’t seen the movie yet and don’t care about spoilers, there’s a lot of stuff mentioned in this episode that won’t make a lot of sense to you until you’ve seen the movie.

10. The Hangover Part III and After Earth

In the epic conclusion to Half in the Bag’s “Hipster Trilogy,” Mike and Jay discuss the “final” Hangover film (unless it makes a ton of money and a Hangover part IV is rushed into production) as well as After Earth, the latest collaboration of two of cinema’s finest: M. Night Shyamalan and Will Smith.

11. Man of Steel

Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans (a different Rich Evans or something) discuss the latest iteration of Superman, this one being too cool and “real” to actually be called Superman. Also, Mr. Plinkett receives some distressing news that may lead to him losing his house! Is this the end of Half in the Bag??!! (spoiler: it isn’t)

12. White House Down and the Lone Ranger

Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.

13. Grown Ups 2

Mike and Jay check out the latest Adam Sandler comedy, and their reaction may surprise you.

14. Pacific Rim

Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro’s sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.

15. The Wolverine vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Jay and Mike take on The Wolverine and also discuss the film that came before that, Xmen origins: Will. i. Amverine.

16. Summer Movie Catch Up and THINGS

Jay and Mike find Plinkett to be the new roommate of an old friend as they discuss some movies they saw over the summer, as well as an old piece of trash called Things.

17. Gravity and Carrie

Mike and Jay give Mr. Plinkett some chores to do while they discuss the lost in space adventure film Gravity starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock as well as the horror flop Carrie.

18. Ender’s Game and Thor: The Dark World

Mike and Jay discuss a recent sci-fi flop and a sci-fi hit. First up is Ender’s Game, based on the novel by Orson Scott Card and then the Marvel sequel Thor: The Dark World, in which Mike and Jay constantly refer to magical elves as aliens because who cares?

19. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Happy Holidays, everyone! In this special Christmas episode Mike and Jay put Mr. Plinkett to work so they can be lazy and discuss Peter Jackson’s latest six hour movie about little people walking around a lot, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.