The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Season 5 Episode release dates & where to watch

1. The Sorta New Year's Episode? with Trixie and Katya

Is this an extra-special quasi-Holiday/New-Year's episode where Trixie and Katya talk about decorating a tree? Perhaps. Is this an episode where they confront a deep, yearning desire for a miniature ceramic holiday village? Maybe. Is this an episode where Trixie and Katya wish you and yours a wonderful holiday and a prolifically-prosperous new year? You better fu**ing believe it. From all of us here at the show, here's to a 2024 filled with nothing but 365 days of pure, unadulterated joy and jubilation.

2. This Episode Produced & Directed by Simone Biles with Bob the Drag Queen and Katya

3. Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables w/ Trixie & Katya

4. Christmas Dinner at Judi Dench's House with Bianca Del Rio and Katya

5. Higher Than Giraffe Genitalia with Dulcé Sloan and Trixie

6. Coitus With a Waffle with Trixie and Katya

7. The Official "The Dolls are the Dolls Fan Club!" with Trixie and Katya

8. Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya

9. It's a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya

10. You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya

11. A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya

12. Paul Blart: Mall Carp with Trixie and Katya

13. Heels and Meals with Trixie and Katya

14. Plane Jane and Lieutenant Brigadier General Cuhntalina Badussy with Katya

15. No Loads Refused: Live in Richmond, VA with Trixie and Katya

16. Nellie the Potato-Faced Humpty B*tch with Trixie and Katya

17. Welcome to the Golden Fountain of Vitality with Trixie and Katya

18. Monét X Change & the Subtle Levels of Crazy with Trixie

19. Kelly Mantle & Two Space Heaters to the Face with Trixie

20. Tammie Brown & Ding-a-Lings in Shampoo Bottles w/ Trixie & Katya

21. The Modern Farmhouse Aesthetic with Trixie and Katya

22. We are the CEOs of Fierceness with Trixie and Katya

23. Truckstop Trysts and Bushwacked Behinds with Trixie and Katya

24. How to Increase Your Length and Girth in Minutes! with Katya & Fena Barbitall

25. A Sizzling Summer Reading List with Sarah Schauer and Katya

26. Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya

27. The Best of Us for the Rest of Us with Trixie and Katya

28. A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie

29. Sasha Colby Eats a Steak Diane Nude on the Amalfi Coast w/ Katya

30. Bob the Drag Queen's Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya

31. How to Successfully Converse with Gen Alpha with Trixie and Katya

32. Boofing a Sangria in Anaheim with Trixie and Katya

33. Kristen Schaal Is Lost in an Abandoned Warehouse With Katya

34. Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya

35. Scarlet Envy's Mapquest to Fire Island with Katya

36. Courtney Act's Fall Rhinestone Jackaroo Fashion Tips with Katya

37. Jinkx Monsoon & Silencing One's Mind with Bebe Neuwirth with Katya

38. Raja Gemini: The Elusive Chanteuse with Katya

39. Sapphira Cristál's Mermaid Erotica with Katya (Part 1)

40. Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two with Katya (Part 2)

41. Jimbo Interprets Katya's Dreams with Katya

42. Joel Kim Booster Loathes Katya's Movie Recommendations (Part 1) with Katya

43. Joel Kim Booster's Atlantis Cruise Matinée Nightmare (Part 2) with Katya

44. The B*tch is Back and She's Got Cake with Trixie and Katya

45. Nicole Kidman Presents: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

46. Timothée Chalamet: An Alien Who Lives Amongst Us? with Trixie and Katya

47. Megan Stalter & the Hotness of Kindness with Trixie and Katya

48. Gretchen Felker-Martin's Cornucopia of Horror with Katya

49. Repressed Theater Gays with Joe and Andrew from the Good Children pod with Trixie

50. Bruce Vilanch's New Hyundai Has a Blind Spot with Trixie

51. Bob the Drag Queen's Dream Deferred with Trixie

52. A Holiday Sausage Express Delivery with Trixie and Katya

53. Men Lie for It, Women Cry for It:“Noodle Madness!” with Trixie and Katya Finale

The dawning of a new year is a time for fun and jokes and ice cream cones. It's a time for Q&A podcast episodes and trips to the West Hollywood Gateway Shopping Center for a chocolate malt with your steady gal or guy. But behind the innocence of those youthful improprieties lies a menace. A menace made of wheat flour, rice flour, and mung bean starch. A menace known as authentic Chinese noodles. You'll travel from a momentary pleasure to a prison of your own making with Satan's sizzling spicy beef noodles. You'll find nothing but debauchery, violence, murder, and the ultimate end of the authentic Chinese noodle addict: hopeless insanity. This New Year's Eve, celebrate 2025 safely and name a designated noodle eater. It may just save your life.