Dan Vs.

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.

Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.

When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.

Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.

When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".

Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.

Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.

Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.

Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.

Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.

Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.

A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with new found friends.

When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.

Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.

Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.

Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.

When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.

When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient means of pest control.

Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.