For Your Amusement

We're kicking off Spooky Season with our Super Dooper Official Rankings of all 9 Mazes at Universal Studios Hollywood's HHN!

We return with tales of our grand Coaster Tour of 2026! So gather around, as we present our chaotic Trip Report!

Whether it be functional or financial reasons, we mourn the loss of all the amazing effects that have since been discontinued.

The guys straddle a Crocodile with Jerendelle and Death Roll into a discussion about one of the world's most renowned roller coasters - Iron Gwazi at Busch Gardens Tampa!

This week, we White Knuckle it through the BEST Roller Coasters at Six Flags Magic Mountain!

This week, we take a ride on the Chill Side with our favorite "Camp Counselors" Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson, to rank the Top 5 Slow Rides at Walt Disney World!

The guys do an entire podcast on Rainforest Cafe - FROM INSIDE A RAINFOREST CAFE!

We attended our first ever D23! In this weeks episode, we return to our hotel room from the Honda Center - to review our live viewing of Horizon's (Disney Park's Experiences Showcase). Buckle up, as we go through ALL of the event's announcements, and discuss what this means for the future of Disney Parks.

With D23 just around the corner, we make our predictions as to what exciting new announcements will be made for the Disney Parks!

After watching it get built before our eyes over the past couple years, we finally got our chance to ride Fast and Furious: Hollywood Drift at Universal Studios Hollywood!

The Guys venture deep into Mount Prometheus with LMG Vids to discuss Journey to the Center of the Earth at Tokyo DisneySea!

Over the last 100+ years, innovative measures have been taken to shepherd Riders through their layouts in fun and unique ways. To celebrate this, we have ranked what we believe to be the world's Top 5 Ride Systems.

The Guys are joined in the Glory Hole by an actual ride designer (Matthew Curnutte - Sally Dark Rides) to discuss Calico Mine Ride at Knott's Berry Farm!

Rumor has it that the Guys are Ranking their favorite Rumored Attractions of 2026...

UH-OA!...UH-OA!...Uh-OA-OA-OA! Grab your favorite Grog Grotto concoction and join us inside our favorite Enchanted Tiki Bar - Trader Sam's! Looks like our guests Shane Madej and Matt Real (The Quizard's Pit) are already here!

This week, we're "White Knuckling" it through the world's most intense Universal Rides!

This week, we're "White Knuckling" it through the world's most intense Disney Rides!

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME when we get a 9-Year-Old (Ryan's Nephew!) to review Legoland California with us!

We stepped behind the construction walls of a MONSTER project over at Disney's Hollywood Studios! In this episode, we'll also unpack and Review our BIG week at Walt Disney World - In which we experienced a medley of both new and updated attractions for Summer 2026.

The Guys hop in a L.I.M.O., head to the Electric Mayhem concert, and Rock 'N' Roll with the Muppets!

Just when you thought this Podcast couldn't sink any lower, the guys board a yellow underwater deathtrap to discuss Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage!

The Guys pull Zach Wally out of a hat, to rank and discuss the best Illusions you can find at a Theme Park!

Annoying at their Best, and Terrifying at their Worst, these are the Last 10 Rides we'd want you to get stuck on...

The guys take to the Purple Carpet to experience Universal's 2026 Fan Fest Nights!

The guys put on their Opry Glasses and join Alicia Stella (Theme Park Stop) in the theatre to discuss Mickey's Philharmagic!

Welcome BACK to March Madness (in April). In this FINALE, we crown the "Best Ride in America"!

Welcome to March Madness (in April), where we will ultimately crown a champion for "Best Ride in America"! Aided by thousands of votes made by "FYA Holes", the guys kickoff what is perhaps the most brutal series of head-to-head matchups imaginable.

It's time to buckle up (again) and return to the proving grounds, to determine if the latest model of Test Track is a World Class one!

For the first time in nearly a year, we return to Epic Universe! But this time around, we take on the park in a very different state of mind...

Spring is in the air! And to celebrate, we'll be comparing our visits to both heavyweight Theme Park Festivals: EPCOT's Flower and Garden and Universal's Mardi Gras!

Let's invade a Chicken Farm and perform a series of tight hairpin maneuvers while discussing Goofy's Sky School at Disney California Adventure.

The Guys call up their ACE travel agent and book a trip to Pandora, to discuss Na'vi River Journey!

The Guys are joined by Christine and Xandy Schiefer ("Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet"), to read hilarious theme park and attraction reviews!

Lady Luck sure likes it Rough here in Sin City! Hang on tight as we take a Taxi through the Vegas Skyline, and discuss The Big Apple Coaster at New-York New York Hotel and Casino.

By some miracle, we got Leslie Iwerks (Director of “Imagineering Story”) into the Tiki Room to discuss her latest film, “Disneyland Handcrafted” - which is now available to stream on both Disney Plus AND Youtube!

Let's crack open a few cold ones with Mouse Vibes and talk about our favorite bars at the Disneyland Resort!

Punch in your favorite music track and start "Head Banging" with us, as we bid farewell to Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit. Let's get it...HASTA!

Let us become "Part of Your World", as we dive "Under the Sea" to discuss the Little Mermaid ride at both Disney California Adventure and Magic Kingdom!

It's time to channel your inner Owen Wilson, by saying "WOW" to all these spectacular Attraction Queue moments! Joining us for this week's ranking is none other than DSNY Newscast's Jack Kendall!

Are You Ready, Kids?! Let's make our way down to Bikini Bottom, to discuss SpongeBob's Crazy Carnival Ride!

We're wrapping up this year with a list of what we'd like to see in the theme park world in 2026!

THIS HERE'S THE WILDEST PODCAST IN THE WILLLDERNESSSS! The Guys join Marielle Scott (Ryan's Wife!) on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

This week, we rank the best Rides that utilize Screens/Projections as a driving force behind the experiences they provide!

LET'S SET SAIL on the Disney Destiny's Maiden Voyage! In this episode, we recount our favorite experiences and ultimately reveal our honest thoughts on DCL's brand-new ship.

We're heading for the Jump Point to discuss Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind for our 100th episode!

The Guys orchestrate a list of their favorite Original Music Pieces made for Theme Park Rides!

FYA and Mammoth Club meet under the Full Moon to discuss Curse of the Werewolf at Epic Universe!

The Guys hop in a boat with Chris Provost and traverse the backside of water, to discuss the World Famous Jungle Cruise!

The Guys head to Sin City to review Universal's brand new Horror Experience!