Hooperman

It's showdown time when Silardi's homophobic twin brother and Susan's Hooperphobic mother both show up in time to celebrate Hooperman's birthday.

Out to nail an elusive drug dealer, Hooperman sides with a pint-size private eye who makes short shrift of his clients and the police department.

Stakeout experts Hooperman and Pritzger spend days ogling a robbery suspect's girlfriend who does aerobics in the buff, until she calls for help and pulls a gun on them.

Hoopperman learns he's the father of Susan's unborn child.

Hooperman enlists the aid of an eccentric pilot when a child-abuse case calls for some airbourne assistance.

Hooperman befriends an illiterate boxer who wants to be a cop and McNeil gets a bad case of the jitters right before he's to appear on a game show.

Love draws Stern to a precinct shrink, Susan to a muscle-bound airhead, and Hooperman to a recently divorced ex-girlfriend.

While working undercover as a fence, Hopperman discovers that a convict who threatened to kill him has just escaped from prison.

Hooperman buys a vintage sports car from a convicted drug dealer and Susan is writing an article about women involved with cops.

Hooperman's informant is petrified of tattling on thugs and needs police protection.

Hooperman is after the thief who's robbing stiffs from a cemetery, and Susan's dead sure that her new novel will make a killing.

The precinct is in the holiday spirit and holds an open house for a colorful array of petty criminals.

Hooperman and Stern dismiss a lonely old man's claim that he can identify a masked murderer- until he calls a press conference.

Hooperman befriends an inmate with AIDS.

Hooperman is assigned to baby-sit an Arab sheik's spoiled daughter while DeMott and Silardi pose as a couple to catch a baby broker who steals children.

Hooperman gets all wired up to go undercover.

Hooperman can't bring himself to shoot an escaping robbery suspect.

A psychic tenant helps identify an unidentified body found at the docks. Also, a 'nephew' claims he is entitled to the apartment.

A witness in the Federal Witness Protection Program rapes a woman and Hooperman is ordered to look the other way.

Things start warming up between Hooperman and his fix-it person and DeMott is again a victim of cupid's arrow.

Bijoux is on trial. Hooperman claims Bijoux is a 'police sniffer' and has 24 hours to prove it.

The beloved owner of the apartment building is killed by a burglar and Hooperman inherits both the building and her dog, Bijoux.

A precinct-wide sleep-deprivation experiment withholds sweet slumber from Hooperman, but something in the sleeplessness makes DeMott seem suddenly seductive.

While moonlighting as a jazz saxophonist, Hooperman considers trading his life as a cop for a life of music. Also, DeMott is guilt-ridden after accidentally shooting Silardi.

Two renters in the building are at each other's throats after one puts down a deposit on an apartment that the other won't vacate. Also, a building inspector finds numerous violations and Mrs. Davis offers to buy the apartment building. Hooperman confronts a pregnant thief.

Hooperman sets up a love connection between a convicted computer criminal and the woman who spurned his advances, but used his crooked program for her own profit.

A ventriloquist asks Hooperman to retrieve a stolen dummy, and Hooperman seeks professional help when Bijoux won't stop biting Alex.

Hooperman is forced on a stakeout with a good-natured lout, but must bite his tongue because his new partner is the Commissioner's nephew.

Hooperman and McNeil must cart around a corpse during a transportation strike.

Hooperman's colleagues are furious with him after he persuades them to join him in an investment scheme.

Hooperman is in love with a new woman; a nun.

Star-struck Hooperman allows a movie producer fresh out of film school to use the apartment building as a set for a gory movie.

When his girlfriend goes out of town to visit her parents, Hooperman is left dateless for the annual policeman's ball.

Hooperman falls for Lisa's roommate and doesn't know how to handle it. A bunco artist zeros in on elderly women.

Hooperman is found in a compromising position with a female suspect whose retelling of the incident differs wildly from his.

When a gunshot sends Hooperman falling down a flight of stairs and into unconsciousness, he wakes up to discover that he is chained to a wall in a tacky underworld whose only other inhabitant is a red-suited demon who takes devilish delight in playing Pat Boone's 'April Love' on an old phonograph.

Hooperman figures- wrongly- that renting an apartment to McNeil will prevent a big headache.

A former inmate released from prison harasses Hooperman to put him back in the slammer.

Hooperman must appear on TV to recover an ungrateful Bijoux. Also, Hooperman goes undercover in drag to hunt down a slasher.

Hooperman gets a hernia and won't have it treated because he doesn't trust hospitals or surgeons.

Grief over the loss of their unborn child leads to a fight between Hooperman and Smith and a hasty proposal from Hooperman.

Harry must deliver the eulogy for a despised colleague and a cop killer is tricked with a winning Lotto ticket.