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1. Oot On The Tap
Tyneside's "premier fanny rat" Sidney Smutt stars in this fiesta of drinking, fighting, and woman-chasing, accompanied on his exploits by his drinking mates Baz, Bob, and Joe. Together they blunder through Newcastle-upon-Tyne's social scene. The film is divided into five parts: "Oot on the Tap" tells the tale of a Friday night out at the pub, curry house, nightclub, and kebab shop; "Eurosidney" sees the lads unsuccessfully on the pull in Spain, where Sid's big mouth gets him deported; "Sid's Ship Comes In" finally sees him find female interest; "Sid's Blind Date" sees Sid on the famous ITV game show; and "The Big Pull" has Sid trying to be inconspicuous about purchasing a top-shelf magazine at the newsagent's.